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There There Don’t Cry (limerick)

Updated on February 18, 2016

He recalls when wife went away

Now he cries sad tears of dismay

Those nights set a-burning

His soul would be yearning

‘cause wife was returning today


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      Patricia Scott 4 years ago from sunny Florida

      Oh , my....poor thing. The twist on this is too cute. ps

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      Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

      Oh, me, LOL, well, he can always change the locks. So funny, with the always funny twist at the end -hence, the limerick!

      God bless. In His Love, Faith Reaper

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      LOL...I'm laughing at Faith's comment...great fun all around!

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      flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

      Hahaha, she must be a real nag!

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      Valleypoet 4 years ago

      He's even waiting for her to wipe her feet on him when she walks back in..LOL :-))

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      Shining Irish Eyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Very funny twist for the surprising and hilarious source of the tears!

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 4 years ago from Reno NV

      Awesome as always. Jamie

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      Another great chuckle.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHa..Funny again..

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      I love this. What a fate!

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      Amy Becherer 4 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      Runs the gamut of emotions, MHatter. I don't know whether to laugh or cry!

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      YogaKat 4 years ago from Oahu Hawaii

      Another short and sassy one:)

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      That is a great one!

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