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The Funniest CatsnJokes - Ever

Updated on June 28, 2010

Cats - are the vortex of humor

Don't believe me? Consider the following:

Why are leopord so terriable at hiding?

Because they are allways spotted.

Why are house cats so small?

Because they only drink condensed milk.

Some random funnies

  • How do you stick a bulbasaur, charizard and pikachu into a box? You Pok-um-on
  • David's Father has 3 sons: Snap, Crackle, can you guess the third? Terrific, most people would say pop, but you were smart enough to know it's David.
  • What color is a penguin rolling down a hill? Black -n- white - n- black -n- white Black -n- white - n- black -n- white
  • What did your left eye say to your right eye? "Between you and me, something smells!"
  • Whats the difference between a hobo and a bench? The bench can support a family
  • Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender
  • Whats blue and smells like red paint? blue paint
  • Whats brown and sounds like a bell? D-un-g-g-g-g-g

I leave you with my closing thoughts: I have a dream. I dream of a wonderful world, a world where chickens can cross the street without having their motives questioned.


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    • nicefaceidiot profile image

      nicefaceidiot 8 years ago

      "Why are leopord so terriable at hiding?

      Because they are allways spotted!"

      that one is good :)

    • Napheus profile image

      Napheus 8 years ago from U.S

      Aye that condensed milk whuzz hilarious!