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A Bit Of A Do

Updated on February 17, 2015
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Jo has been an ITU nurse at the London North West NHS Trust for 14 years. She obtained her RN at University College London Hospital.

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A Bit Of A Do


We once had a bit of a do

Our dad got off with auntie Sue

Gran dropped her knicker

And flashed the vicar

Now they're sinning in Xanadu




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Who's A Pretty Boy Then?

There once was an old woman named Fay

Her broad smile could light up a dark day

When she misplaced her denture

She was no venus sculpture

But TJay gave a dazzling display



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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 5 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      Gypsy, much appreciated.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      These are just delightful. Voted up and funny.

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 5 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      alancaster, nice to see you, and many thanks for stopping by. The animals are so funny, I can't resist them. We had the same ads. over here although I haven't seen them recently.

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      Alan R Lancaster 5 years ago from Forest Gate, London E7, U K (ex-pat Yorkshire)

      Nice one, I like the 'doggy dentures' (reminds me of an ad they keep putting on prime-time TV over here. 'Just give me Dento-sticks!' says a startled-looking mutt.

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 5 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      Anthony, thank you for such a lovely comment, I'm so glad I can brighten up you day with a laugh. Much preciated.

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      Anthony Binks 5 years ago from Northern Ireland

      They brightened up my day, so funny I laughed out loud.

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 5 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      ImKern, I guess it does take some imagination....:)) thank you for stopping by.

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      Karen Silverman 5 years ago

      "Her broad smile could light up a dark day? "

      omg - not even TEETH could make that palatable...(excuse the pun)

      i am still giggling, my friend - thanks for that!

      adorable..

      votingup/sharingout...

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 5 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      Irish, so glad you enjoyed it. Yes it's a bit wicked :).

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      Shining Irish Eyes 5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      To business! I so enjoyed your devilish and fantastic sense of humor in the hilarious examples! Thanks for providing hearty giggles.

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 5 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      Cathy, many thanks for the visit, I'm always happy to induce the odd smile. :). My best to you.

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      Ms. Immortal 5 years ago from NJ

      Hahahaha, very funny, thanks for putting a smile on my face :o)

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 5 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      Coffeegginmyrice, thanks for taking a look, we all need a good laugh now and again, I'm glad this one hit the spot.

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 5 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      Michelle, glad you enjoyed it, thank you for stopping by, and my best to you.

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      Marites Mabugat-Simbajon 5 years ago from Toronto, Ontario

      Waaaaa, I had a big laugh!! The top one really got me with tears laughing; so funny cartoon too! Tobusiness, you're so bad, lol!!! Funny and Awesome! Sharing!

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      Michelle Liew 5 years ago from Singapore

      Goodness, I laughed, especially at the first one. Thanks for sharing, votes up and I share too!

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 5 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      Kashmir, many thanks, much appreciated.

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      Thomas Silvia 5 years ago from Massachusetts

      Hi my friend, Loved it, very awesome !

      Vote up and more !!! SHARING !

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 5 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      Mhatter, nice to know I'm getting there :) as always, much appreciated.

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      Martin Kloess 5 years ago from San Francisco

      These are funny, but I want to thank you for your attention to detail.

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 5 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      Wetnose, I'm so glad you enjoyed it. Always great to see you.

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 5 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      Lovedoctor, that is what I call a result. :). Much appreciated.

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      wetnosedogs 5 years ago from Alabama

      two fantastic funnies!

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 5 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      Hi Susan, nice to see you, glad you enjoyed it and many thanks for the visit. Best wishes.

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      lovedoctor926 5 years ago

      As soon as I saw the picture, I knew that I had to click. Voted up funny!

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 5 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      Jamie, you and me both, weekend work is the pits, but someone's got to do it. I'm glad you enjoyed this, thank you for stopping by.

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 5 years ago from Reno NV

      Thank you for the laughs. I am at work this weekend and needed a good one. Jamie

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      Susan Zutautas 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      LOL! So funny! Thank you :)

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 5 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      Carol, what's life without a little fun? :0

      Many thanks for the visit and comment. My best to you

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      carol stanley 5 years ago from Arizona

      This is just fun and we all can use a just fun hub. Loved it. Voted UP.

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 5 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      Billy, I'm trying hard not to think about the long busy night-shift ahead of me, needed a good laugh and thought I'd share.

      So glad you enjoyed it. Take care.

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 5 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      Janhorner, Many thanks for stopping by, much appreciated. :).

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I am laughing uncontrollably, Jo! The pictures are perfect, as are your limericks! What a great sense of humor you have!

      Have a wonderful weekend my friend, and thank you for a great laugh!

      bill

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      Janhorner 5 years ago

      Hi, these are really funny; loved the images! Voted up,

      Jan