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This Old Barn (limerick)

Updated on July 12, 2013

She is an overreacter.

Told her, drooping breasts were no factor.

Heard her scream and shout!

She made me get out.

Tonight I sleep in the tractor!

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    • Man of Strength profile image
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      Man of Strength 4 years ago from Orlando, Fl

      Hi Minnetonka,

      This is all in great fun. I'm glad you enjoyed it and thanks for stopping by.

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      Linda Rogers 4 years ago from Minnesota

      LOL~I'd make you sleep in a tractor too. Very fun limerick, manofstrength. Just a suggestion to all you men out there~never tease a woman about drooping :-) That drooping feeds our babies. Hee Hee

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      Man of Strength 4 years ago from Orlando, Fl

      Thanks Cat for stopping by and laughing. My laptop is in the shop, so I've been slowed a bit.

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      Cat 4 years ago from New York

      Man of Strength,

      Well, I certainly hope that's not why you broke up! lol... I'm just playing; I don't want an ex's shoe upside my head! lol... This is funny, you're funny!

      Up and others~ Sharing too!

      Cat

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      Man of Strength 4 years ago from Orlando, Fl

      No, she's someone's girlfriend or wife. I'm sure he'd love to throw his mother-in-law under the tractor.

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      Tijani Achamlal 4 years ago from Morocco

      Funny .Is she your mother in law lol