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This Real Bitter Pill (limerick)

Updated on November 21, 2013

I couldn’t believe it was true

But wife and I were really through

And no tear could still

This real bitter pill

When waiter brought bill which was due


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      DJ Anderson 3 years ago

      I bet she ordered lobster for her dinner.

      It would make for a more dramatic exit,

      for he would not forget that bill any time soon!

      Love it, Martin!


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      Eric Dierker 3 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      Great. It really got me good.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Shrimp with a T bone on the side..Yummy..Hee

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      wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

      Funny one.

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      drbj and sherry 3 years ago from south Florida

      Wifey will never get thinner,

      Eating that sort of dinner.

      'Twould be much better to stint

      If you would like to see her thin(t).

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      Victor W. Kwok 3 years ago from Hawaii


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      Deb Hirt 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Taxes, bills, and death, the three things which we cannot escape.

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