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This Turkey Was Prepared (limerick)

Updated on November 26, 2013

Thanksgiving brought turkeys bad luck

Till one with idea was struck

So as day would loom

The dawn of his doom

He dawned the costume of a duck


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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Pretty cute!

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      Real smart!

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      Nell Rose 4 years ago from England

      Now that is one clever Turkey, and I can't even see the join! Haha!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      smart duck! Er,

      Kept from getting his goose cooked!

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      Judy Specht 4 years ago from California

      LoL, A friend from Korea usually cooks duck for Thanksgiving.

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      Smart bird!

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      Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

      hahaha smart turkey for sure!

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 4 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Funny! Clever turkey that he ducked the chop.

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 4 years ago from Reno NV

      Funny, great limericks Martin. Happy Thanksgiving! Jamie

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      Ruby Jean Richert 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Smart turkey, duck season is here..Oh no....

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Very clever but he ran into bad luck.

      He was captured by those who love roasted duck.

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      That is one smart turkey.

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Good thinking, unless of course someone prefers duck to turkey! :-)

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      Nancy 4 years ago from California

      Voted up and funny (as usual) lmao. Thank you for the smile on my face this am. Will surely be looking for more later. And I agree w/ Flourish. They probably do need to keep on the costume, or at least lend one to a pig for Christmas. Have a great day.

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      FlourishAnyway 4 years ago from USA

      Smart guy. It's not a good week for them. They probably need to don the costume til after New Year.