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Thoughts Of Your Average Guy (limerick)

Updated on November 19, 2013

Now I’m just your average guy

Who thought he could his wife defy

But plans went asunder

And I’m doomed to slumber

In hospital wondering why


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      Perspycacious 3 years ago

      If your wife had known better,

      your legs she would fetter.

      But "Oh, oh that sweater!"

      You should have known better.

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      Never mess with the wife.

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      FlourishAnyway 4 years ago from USA

      He should have known better than to mess with the Mrs.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      I think the 'why' is a lady,

      Whose past is a bit shady.

      She told your wife,

      Voila! End of your life.

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      Well, that hurt!

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Wifie bad..Hee.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      We gotta learn who we can mess with and who we can't. :)

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      A happy wife is a happy life.

      You should have known better!! LOL