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To Those Remotely Affected

Updated on December 29, 2009

To those remotely affected!


Isn't it

odd how
the remote control
has kept

some men,
from pushing

the right button.

Too often

they are found
separating their

time into
endless channels
that move

them away
from their wife,
and the cable

that they
like to

play with
is no longer

of flesh,
but of

electronic blips.

If they would

offer to push
that one button

of flesh,
and allow her

to enjoy the
flesh cable

more often
then the remote

would be just that,
left on the arm of

the chair neglected
while one long

cable would be
channeled into

a boob tube of
another pleasurable

past time.



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      pbwriterchick 8 years ago

      :D I like how you made this fun yet it is of a serious nature for most... unfortunately.

      Dangaloo! You sure did a lot of writing today!!! :P I'll try to get to them I haven't been on this site long, as you know, but you're my fav on here.. so far..hehe ;)