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Training Your Pet Owner (limerick)

Updated on February 21, 2016

How many times did I beg please

And warn you that dog not to tease

For as it got madder

You soon will be sadder

As on you its bladder now frees


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      iguidenetwork 

      5 years ago from Austin, TX

      Very cute, bright and light limerick,

      Perfect for this equally cute puppy pic.

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      maggs224 

      5 years ago from Sunny Spain

      A light bright and funny limerick just right to lift your day :D

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Good one.

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      Peggy Woods 

      5 years ago from Houston, Texas

      Cute photo accompanying your limerick. Any dog lover should like this. :)

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      Sheila Brown 

      5 years ago from Southern Oklahoma

      Too funny! I love the picture! :)

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      ignugent17 

      5 years ago

      Very cute !!! Very funny too. :-)

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      Karen Silverman 

      5 years ago

      Lol...CLEAR!!!!

      as usual - very, very cute, Martin!

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      picklesandrufus 

      5 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      Very cute picture and equally cute limerick!

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      Mike Pugh 

      5 years ago from New York City

      Too cute MH, Too cute! hehe........

      I once had a pup who pissed in a cup, and missed my entire face LOL.

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      Patricia Scott 

      5 years ago from sunny Florida

      Too cute. Warned and then christened. O my.

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      Blurter of Indiscretions 

      5 years ago from Clinton CT

      Ahahaha....great picture too!

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Love the picture and the funny Limerick..

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      C E Clark 

      5 years ago from North Texas

      Cute picture and funny limerick!

      Up, funny, and will share!

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      That dog was PISSED!

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 

      5 years ago from Reno NV

      Laughter is coming out of my mouth, pretty loud. I am at work and may have evoked some stares. Jamie

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      Randi Benlulu 

      5 years ago from Mesa, AZ

      lol...perfect!

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      Shining Irish Eyes 

      5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Reminds me of some humans I know! LOL

      Adorable picture! I just want to squeeze that cute little puppy!

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      Susan Zutautas 

      5 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      LOL Love it!

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      Cute and funny.

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      Ghaelach 

      5 years ago

      Morning Martin.

      Nice one and I do like your foto.

      LOL Ghaelach

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      Valleypoet 

      5 years ago

      That strange warm feeling, that suddenly goes very cold LOL:-))

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      flashmakeit 

      5 years ago from usa

      I swear, some pets do not care if they let it all out. Cute little picture!

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      Linda Crist 

      5 years ago from Central Virginia

      lol - now you're picking on our pets. I think most of us with pets can relate. Cute, cute, cute!!!

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      Rich 

      5 years ago from Kentucky

      I walk upon the floor that squeaks

      As something surely spoiled reaks

      I see you there

      licking your hair

      know now bathroom habits need tweaks!

      Great Job, my friend. Love the picture, too!

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 

      5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      Oh so funny and cute.. love the picture.. just the right picture..

      sharing

      debbie

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      Gail Sobotkin 

      5 years ago from South Carolina

      The adorable photo drew me in and the limerick was so cute and funny. Loved it!

      Voted up, awesome and interesting.

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      Nira Perkins 

      5 years ago

      That is so funny I love it :) I'll have to pass this along to my dog loving friends.

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      Faith Reaper 

      5 years ago from southern USA

      So cute!!! This pic is just so sweet . . .

      Voted up, awesome and funny

      LOL, I am laughing again at Bill's comment above.

      God bless. In His Love, Faith Reaper

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      Jackie Lynnley 

      5 years ago from The Beautiful South

      Super cute.

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      Michelle Liew 

      5 years ago from Singapore

      Oh yes, that happens to this little avatar of mine too, releases on me when it's too excited! Thanks, Hatter.

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      You are early tonight my friend, but just as funny as always. Our old lab has decided to dump on the deck now that the rainy season is upon us. Gotta love her cuz we can't kill her. :)

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