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Trampoline Abuse & Losing A Crown (Limericks)

Updated on July 6, 2012

Trampoline Abuse

The kids were jumping up and down

'Til one of the kids had a frown

Fell off trampoline

Wasn't this so mean

For one of the kids pushed him down

Source

Losing A Crown

The pitcher wound up at the mound

The fans were quiet not a sound

He then took a fall

As he threw the ball

And moaned as he picked up his crown

Source

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    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Aubrey,

      Ok, that is what I thought, just checking! :)

    • CrazedNovelist profile image

      A.E. Williams 

      6 years ago from Hampton, GA

      Quaint is definitely a good thing.

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Aubrey,

      Thanks! :) Is quaint a good thing in this sense? LOL

    • CrazedNovelist profile image

      A.E. Williams 

      6 years ago from Hampton, GA

      Very quaint, Josh. :)

      -Aubrey

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Yeah what bullys! LOL Glad you enjoyed it, my next one is coming out soon :)

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      6 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Great. Loved the trampoline incident. Poor little guy. Looking forward to the next.

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks Mekenzie for stopping by, yes that was very mean of the kid on the trampoline lol. Glad you had a good laugh.

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      Susan Ream 

      6 years ago from Michigan

      Hey Josh, Nice work - Trampoline: they were so mean for pushing the little one down. One of my girls received a broken bone from someone breaking her jump. Crazy and dangerous things if you don't know safety rules.

      Crown: Poor pitcher, like Humpty Dumpty, he fell down and broke his crown.

      Thanks for the smiles,

      Mekenzie

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks for reading and for the votes!

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      Ann1Az2 

      6 years ago from Orange, Texas

      I like the second one best. The first one brought back memories of nephews and nieces all crying because they either got hurt, or the big kids wouldn't let them one. Voted up.

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Aww, thanks Becki! That was really kind of you to say!

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks Shauna, I appreciate it!

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Haha, thanks for stopping by uncle Bill! :)

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks glad you liked it Michelle!

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks MK! :)

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      Shining Irish Eyes 

      6 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Keep it up Josh. Very humorous writes and I enjoy every one you publish.

      Sending smiles my friend.

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      6 years ago from Central Florida

      Nice! You're on a roll, Josh!!

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      Bill Holland 

      6 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Hey, kids are supposed to push each other on trampolines! King of the trampoline...last one standing and all that! If you ask me the kid was a wimp! LOL Great job nephew!

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      Michelle Taylor 

      6 years ago from New Jersey

      Very cute. I like the picture with the trampoline. Goes very nicely :-)

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      M K Paul 

      6 years ago from India

      funny one:)

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Lol. Thanks for stopping by again! And for the votes and share, you are too kind! :)

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks so much Mandar, practice makes perfect!

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      Mandar Karandikar 

      6 years ago from Ratlam, India

      Nice limericks Josh........ I hope I can write them as good as u do.

      :) Mandar

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      Janine Huldie 

      6 years ago from New York, New York

      Awesome poem as usual. Again, I could totally relate to the kids one with the trampoline, because I could so picture my girls on a trampoline and one pushing the other off. Thanks, voting up an sharing too!

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thank you smga22

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      smga22 

      6 years ago from Dhaka, Bangladesh

      Beautiful Poem :)

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      LOL of course not a threat, :) Ok sounds good, no rush, lol. I feel the same way about your support so thank you!

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      Jennifer Stone 

      6 years ago from the Riverbank, England

      LOL... is that a threat or a promise.. hehehe only kidding! Looking for inspiration at the moment... hopefully will be coming soon, I know I can always count on your support! :-D

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks again Jen! :) When are you gonna publish your next hub? When you do, I am gonna pay you a visit! :)

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      Jennifer Stone 

      6 years ago from the Riverbank, England

      Any time Josh... I enjoy your work! :-)

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      LOL Thanks Jen, I keep doing it because people like you keep supporting me, thanks so much!

    • Jennifer Stone profile image

      Jennifer Stone 

      6 years ago from the Riverbank, England

      The limerick king strikes again... lol Great stuff here, entertaining read! Keep it up... Jen

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Hey M, thanks so much for your continued loyal support, it means a lot to me!

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      IAmForbidden 

      6 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

      Hi J! whew..another thumbs up piece!

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      Michelle Liew 

      6 years ago from Singapore

      Most welcome.

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      LOL good idea! And thanks for stopping by and commenting and for being so loyal to me!

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      Michelle Liew 

      6 years ago from Singapore

      Take the trampoline limerick and turn it into a poster. Paste it as a reminder in all playgrounds for kids to note! Good one, Limerick Man.

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks again Snow! :) I have never asked you tour actual name? :)

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      snowdrops 

      6 years ago from The Second Star to the Right

      Wow josh another superb limerick!

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks Tammy! Appreciate you stopping by! :)

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      Tammy 

      6 years ago from North Carolina

      Some interesting poetry. Cute.

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