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Trump Just Won

Updated on January 20, 2017


Welllll ..this mornin hung over got up to head to the job,
Steppin foot first into a big ole log,
A crap from that damn dog or the wife's dumb ass cat,
And which one of those damn beasts pissed on my cowboy hat,
After cleaning that shit I head out to my truck,
To find me another what the fuck,
Got a hole in my tire ..the paint’s all chipped,
Looks like another day of livin in shit,

Because my Whiskey’s all gone,
My job ain’t shit,
My pimpled broke ass can’t take another hit,
My wife’s still mad and won’t give me none,
And worst of all Trump just won.

Fixed my tire and with my boss waiting to say,
That I’ve been laid off and to "have a good day”,
Flipped my shit and punched his dumb ass,
Now I’m runnin from the cops..heading home with no job no cash,
Told the wife and she broke down and cried
Because to top this shit off the dog just died,

Because my Whiskey’s all gone,
My job ain’t shit,
My hairy broke ass can’t take another hit,
My wife’s still mad and won’t give me none,
And to top it all off Trump just won.

Leavin.. headin out to the bar to see old Joe,
There’s some metro city boy out here knocking at my door,
“Sir you’ve been served.. I’m sorry to say.. ,
you’re being sued for not paying mortgage and we’re taking your house away”,
Fuck this shit.. I’m out… I’m done,
Get off my property in his nose I shoved my shotgun,
What now it, what's next, it can’t be one more thing,
The wife says “honey.. We ain’t got no cash... and electricity"

And still Jack Daniel's all gone,
My job ain’t shit,
My pimpled broke ass can’t take another hit,
My wife’s still mad and won’t give me none,
And it chafes my ass Ole bastard Trump just won.


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