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Try This On For Size (limerick)

Updated on January 31, 2015

I helped women pick clothes they wore

Such service they’d not seen before

Just one little quirk

Wore this clothing clerk

That I didn’t work for that store


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      Ruchira 

      5 years ago from United States

      Seriously, do such posts exist? Lol

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Did you just prefer the clientel there?

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      I think you're turning into a dirty old man! :-)

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      Genna East 

      5 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

      I think Anjili summed it up perfectly -- as with all of your wonderful limericks..."brief but potent." :-)

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      Anjili 

      5 years ago from planet earth, a humanoid

      Quite a good one. Brief but potent. Thanks for the hint it passes through

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Always helpful

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      Devika Primić 

      5 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

      Brilliant ideas for a quick meaningful poem.

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      Valleypoet 

      5 years ago

      Helping the customers to dress up might lead to a dressing down LOL :-))

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      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      I guess random kindness is not always appreciated.

      You could find yourself in jailhouse culture initiated.

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      breakfastpop 

      5 years ago

      Now that's funny and a great way to meet women...

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      Hilarious.

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      Lisa Stover 

      5 years ago from Pittsburgh PA

      This one had me cracking up! Oh, and can I get the dress in the picture pretty please?

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      kjforce 

      5 years ago from Florida

      Mhatter99..Are you sure you weren't the customer and she was showing you her " wears "...now about those shoes...Loved the humour...

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      Jim Higgins 

      5 years ago from Eugene, Oregon

      A great ruse, and gives me an idea toooo!

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      Linda Crist 

      5 years ago from Central Virginia

      giggle...and now, I am ready for a nap. This one reminded me of my Dad who frequently said"right church, wrong pew".

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I think there is a name for that. :)

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      Joanne M Olivieri 

      5 years ago

      Ah, Ha Ha. You are a clever one.

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