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Twilight - The Limerick (limerck)

Updated on October 2, 2013

By charm of this vampire she’s struck

For her precious dreams he would pluck

Yet she kept on whining

He needed refining

‘cause at late night dining he’d suck


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      Bill Holland 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I literally was laughing out loud. Good one Martin.

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      Eiddwen 3 years ago from Wales

      Voted up and enjoyed Martin.

      Eddy.

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      Elias Zanetti 3 years ago from Athens, Greece

      Great one! Bravo! :)

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      That's a good one!

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      Vinaya Ghimire 3 years ago from Nepal

      This is wonderful.

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      Kari Shinal 3 years ago from Fayetteville, NC

      Ok, I have only one thing for this one. ROFL I know! I resorted to the text-eze. Love this Martin!

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 3 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      Matin, this one really sucks! Just kidding, very clever. :)

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Haha! This one is a gem.

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      drbj and sherry 3 years ago from south Florida

      Martin, you def got that right,

      He surely did suck late at night.

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      DJ Anderson 3 years ago

      Great fun!!

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      PoeticPhilosophy 3 years ago from Canada

      Haha great one Mhatter.

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      frogyfish 3 years ago from Central United States of America

      Ho, ho, that's a direct one! Great limerick! :-)

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      Victor W. Kwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

      Really witty.

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      K.A.E Grove 3 years ago from Australia

      Such witty fun :)

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Ah, the romance of vampires.

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      Deb Hirt 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      I guess that is what they do, eh?

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