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Ultimate Knock Knock Joke (Limerick)
I have a Knock Knock joke but you go first
Socrates agreed and began to burst
Knock Knock Socrates says
Plato decides to play
Who is there and Socrates is now cursed
"Knock Knock Jokes For Dummies"
I have decided to add a funny disclaimer just in case that Limerick flew over your head at mach speed. This is the ultimate Knock Knock joke because the person that agrees to start the joke ends up getting stuck with no idea of what to say.
Plato: "I have a knock knock joke, you go first."
Socrates: "All right"
Socrates: "Knock Knock" (For now, in most cases, "Plato" has no idea what is going on)
Plato: "Who is there?" ("Socrates" is having too much fun with this, as he anticipates the upcoming humor)
Socrates: (Here is the spot where "Socrates" gets really confused and his response is similar to this)
Socrates: ............. ("Socrates" is now dumbfounded as he realizes he has been tricked. He doesn't know what to say because it is not his joke)
Plato: (Uncontrollable laughter)
Hopefully, now you understand the joke, if you didn't all ready. This joke is hilarious to use on people. My brother and I use this joke all the time, and have only once have seen the joke turned around on us. The person actually thought of an answer to "who is there" on the spot and responded. Try this joke out and see what kind of responses you get! Do enjoy, and for fun, share some of your favorite knock knock jokes in the comments! Have a good day!