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Vacation From Hostilities (limerick)

Updated on December 15, 2013

(When) relationship began to strain

I bought wife vacation in Spain

And to this pursuit

What cost the most loot

Was paying to shoot down the plane


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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Are these all planned that way?

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      Did not see that coming!

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      breakfastpop 4 years ago

      I just spit my coffee all over the floor!!!!

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      Dora Weithers 4 years ago from The Caribbean

      No! You couldn't. You love her too much.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      That was fantastic

      Though a bit drastic!

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      Too funny. I did not see that coming. LOL

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      Romeos Quill 4 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

      Where has the love flown? Could be just your luck that she rigged her own parachute and stashed it in the hand luggage, back for her revenge lol! Is it cheaper to cancel the caterers than to get a divorce?