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WARNING (limerick)

Updated on January 30, 2015

My son better go back beware

So many-a man was lost there

Such songs would be sung

And bells would be rung

For victims of young lady’s stare


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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Run away as fast as possible. :) Thanks for my evening laugh.

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      lovedoctor926 4 years ago

      Lol @ Billy. funny body language.

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      travmaj 4 years ago from australia

      Errr - advice not taken - bells will be rung and songs will be sung - it's all in the game...

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      epigramman 4 years ago

      How true how true Sir Martin - and you're still the funniest man at the Hub (and also the most romantic) .... just got up for a pee, now back to bed , you were my poetic lullaby - Colin send warm wishes with his felines of fur at lake erie time 4:01am ontario canada

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      Great funny one.

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      Tijani Achamlal 4 years ago from Morocco

      You have a good sense of humor.I am sure you are fun to be with and fun to be around here.Thanks for this beautiful WARNING lol ..Women stare can kill and enliven!I voted up.

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Beware the eyes of the Gorgon!

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      breakfastpop 4 years ago

      Consider him warned!

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      Patricia Scott 4 years ago from sunny Florida

      That is for wily we can be....

      Sending you blessings and Angels this morning, Martin. Have a lovely week. :) ps

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      I think it is way too late

      Her stare has sealed his fate.

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      Thomas Silvia 4 years ago from Massachusetts

      Awesome, thanks for this fun read !

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      He looks pretty ill at ease, I dare say.

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      Tonette Fornillos 4 years ago from The City of Generals

      Haha, I never tried doing that... I can't help giggle. Thank you, Martin. You give us a relaxing break every time - laughter! Blessings always:=)-Tonette

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Too late, i think he's caught......Funny....

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      Ruchira 4 years ago from United States

      Haha...that stare is vicious!!

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      I'm afraid that young man does not stand a chance!!

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      Linda Crampton 4 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

      This is a great warning, Martin!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      It's those looks that get them every time.

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      Michelle Liew 4 years ago from Singapore

      Nah...women aren't that dangerous (at least, not all of them)! Funny as usual, Mhatter!

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      picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      So true. Perfect photo!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      Lol...sooo true! Killer eyes!

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      Rev Bruce S Noll HMN 4 years ago from Asheville NC

      It amazes me how we men get paralyzed by that stare, isn't it? The worst part about it is you don't know you've been stung until it's too late. Poor guy! Great diddy Mhatter99!

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      dreamseeker2 4 years ago

      Cute! Voted it up, of course! : )

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      Vinaya Ghimire 4 years ago from Nepal

      Packed with niceties of life.

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      Devika Primić 4 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

      A look can tall you everything you need to know.

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      Audrey Howitt 4 years ago from California

      Ah--the pain after the look! Loved this!

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      Linda Bilyeu 4 years ago from Orlando, FL

      The look...the leer...the stare. Watch out! :)

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