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Want To Read About Sex (limerick)

Updated on May 21, 2013

Such pleasure we’d enjoy in bed

As hot waves of passion were spread

I never mistook

How my world then shook

And wife finished book which she read


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      Man of Strength 

      5 years ago from Orlando, Fl

      Hey there's plenty of novels that can get you hot and bothered.

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      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      So, Martin, dear wifey was reading a text?

      Do hope it was more exciting than the sex.

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Oh, dear. The book got in the way.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Good one.

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      sweethearts2 

      5 years ago from Northwest Indiana

      Do you worry about what is discussed at the book club? Just saying!

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      Melissa Propp 

      5 years ago from Minnesota

      How can one resist reading a limerick with that title? Can I borrow the book she was reading?

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      breakfastpop 

      5 years ago

      At least she wasn't sleeping! Up and funny...

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      kjforce 

      5 years ago from Florida

      Mhatter99....She finished her book ? 50 shades of grey ? Well she's doing better than me..I usually drop my nail file, when I am satisfied....

      Love your mind..it is so refreshing....

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      Doris James-MizBejabbers 

      5 years ago

      Well, my interpretation of reading the book is a little different. Sounds like you need a girlfriend, Martin. Love your limericks.

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      ocfireflies 

      5 years ago from North Carolina

      This poem is just another reason why I love HP. Big Smiles and more blushing.

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      Jim Higgins 

      5 years ago from Eugene, Oregon

      This one reeled me in with the title, very funny, Martin!

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      Susan Zutautas 

      5 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      I'd like to read that book. :)

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      Was it a how-to book? :-)

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      LaThing 

      5 years ago from From a World Within, USA

      Catchy title..... I am sure everyone will be jumping in to read this limerick.... ROFL

      Great one, MH! Voting up and awesome....

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      Frank Atanacio 

      5 years ago from Shelton

      Mhatter again off the chain these are done so well..:)

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      Valleypoet 

      5 years ago

      And it's a book she has read before...take a hint!!..good one Martin:-))

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      Cat 

      5 years ago from New York

      Those damn romance novels!

      Too funny :D

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      Anna Haven 

      5 years ago from Scotland

      You have a real talent for humour Mhatter99.

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      Faith Reaper 

      5 years ago from southern USA

      Oopsey, one must make some adjustments somewhere along the line! LOL

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Must have been a great book. LOL Good one, Martin!

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