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Was It Me (limerick)

Updated on August 4, 2012

Erotic the music he chose

Her spouse danced while stripping his clothes

He’s cute as a pup

He even cooked sup

So why she threw-up heaven knows


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      Rina Pinto 

      6 years ago from Dubai - UAE

      ahhahah.. Mhatter99 .. .. I cant stop lauffing out here .. though i know what it means .. i would shy out here to pen your naughty thoughts .... hahahha ... man! seriously hilarious .. too good Mhatter99

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      picklesandrufus 

      6 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      too funny! I can picture it now. thanks!

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      Karen Silverman 

      6 years ago

      Hmmm...does he sit up and beg too? (oops..)

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      vespawoolf 

      6 years ago from Peru, South America

      Oh my goodness!! It's probably best for all of us that the limerick stopped where it did. You chose a great photo to go with it, as well. Voted up!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      6 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Good one. lol

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      Farhat 

      6 years ago from Delhi

      OMG....he is really a cute pup !!!

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      Ann1Az2 

      6 years ago from Orange, Texas

      Goodness, next time I guess he shouldn't cook and just do the rest, instead! Good one! Voted up.

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      Martie Coetser 

      6 years ago from South Africa

      OMGosh, now I will forever wonder exactly why did she throw-up? Lol!

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 

      6 years ago from Lincolnshire, U.K

      He obviously revealed a little more than he intended :-) Your limericks are Priceless!!

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      Deb Hirt 

      6 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Oh, no, that really blew the mood!

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      Thomas Silvia 

      6 years ago from Massachusetts

      Another funny one from the master of Limerick !

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 

      6 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      Oh..i am laughing so hard ..you know I love your limericks. ...looking at him I wouldn't cared if he could cook or not ..blessings...Debbie.

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      Vincent Moore 

      6 years ago

      Excellent, brilliant my poetic friend. Cheers to this Limerick (Was It Me) laughing out loud....

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      greeneryday 

      6 years ago from Some tropical country

      LOL, another good limerick by Mhatter99... looking for more...thanks :)

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      Ann-Christin 

      6 years ago from UK

      Thank you Mhatter99 for making me start my day laughing yet again :)

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      Girish puri 

      6 years ago from NCR , INDIA

      An awesome share Martin, keep writing, voted up.

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      Rich 

      6 years ago from Kentucky

      Perhaps when she stripped him down rare

      he wasn't the sweet sight so bare

      wine she drank more

      sprawled out on floor

      gagged seeing the man had used Nair

      Just a thought...that I'm trying desperately to get out of my head!

      Great Job! Loved it! Up and funny!

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      flashmakeit 

      6 years ago from usa

      That picture made me laugh! Why is he looking so puzzled? I am not sure if he knows how to cook!

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      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Mhatter99,

      HAHA, good one MH! :)

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      Bill Holland 

      6 years ago from Olympia, WA

      LOL....it is 93 degrees, I am dripping sweat, and laughing out loud.....well done.

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