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Well Considering The Alternatives (limerick)

Updated on November 4, 2015

I’d rather be hit in the head

Or eat a cold pizza in bed

Hot spikes in my eye

Drink beer till I die

Than hear my wife cry what mom said


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      Dianna Mendez 5 years ago

      LOL! Funny, I can hear my husband liking this one.

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      Karen Silverman 5 years ago man!

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      Have to weigh in, Mhatter, with my very own rhyme,

      Cold pizza is better than hot spikes ... any old time.

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      It was that bad, eh?

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Loved this. Just great.

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      Shining Irish Eyes 5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      LOL Thanks for adding some giggles to my day!

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHa, Good one..

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      Sommer Dalton 5 years ago

      Ha Ha very awesome, voted up !

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      Peggy Woods 5 years ago from Houston, Texas

      Haha! Funny way to start my day. Eating cold pizza in bed...not a bad alternative! :) Up votes and tweeting.

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      Faith Reaper 5 years ago from southern USA

      Mh - It is always so much fun visiting your limericks! LOL God Bless. In His Love, Faith Reaper

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      Rich 5 years ago from Kentucky

      Mh -

      The wife had become quite a pest

      her nagging could rank with the best

      stop she did not

      relationship rot

      now living with mom is a rest

      Great job, my friend!

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      Linda Crist 5 years ago from Central Virginia

      It's starting to be a routine, ending my day with your crazy humor. Loved it.

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Grounds for divorce! LOL

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      flashmakeit 5 years ago from usa

      Oh yeah! I bet it can be painful living with nagging wife.

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      wetnosedogs 5 years ago from Alabama

      Great laugh.

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      Deborah 5 years ago from Las Vegas

      Too funny! This is a great one!! I needed a good laugh today, thanks Mhatter!