What Is The Matter With A Gripe Between Two Lovers
Hot and Heavy
Then why am I sleeping on the couch
Ouch!!!!
It all began one saturday afternoon
Where my wife got to stay home from her job and I had to work
I have a three hour drive a day
Hour and a half each way
After work when we both work
She drives home because I get tired
I usually drive down in the morning
Later at night on the way home
My eyes get sleepy and I sometimes take a nap
We work it out so we both share
Now this day is in question
I got myself in some very hot water
I felt like a lobster boiling
And soon it only got worse instead of better
I told my wife I had a few erands to do and I was going to hook up with my cousin for awhile
All she said was be home at a reasonable hour
She knows me only too well
I find it hard to break away when I am having fun
I lose track of time in the past
Especially since my cousin lives out of state
I told her I would come back as soon as I can
I will call her every hour and give her an update
i did call four times
Isn't that enough ?
Apparently not
Nothing I do is good enough
You are only happy if you got your own way
So in the morning I was busy at work
I worked 9 to 5
Off to do some errands
Four hours later everything working out good
Then I called my cousin to see if we get together
When I did they were having fun with family playing a game of Taboo
I joined in after awhile and two hours after that the game was over
We chatted for a bit then I went to get some more things done
The time is now two o'clock A.M. and I am leaving
My wife called and he go to talk to her
I called just before this to say how the day is going well
Then there was a two hour lapse
I called my wife again to tell her I misplaced my phone and I am on my drive home
You are suppose to be home already
Plans changed no big deal
She let me have it
All I could hear was Niagra Falls on the other side
We will talk when I get home
Sorry to worry you but I would of been just coming in the door a half hour late
How she didn't hear I should of called sooner
But I didn't have a phone and I was alone
In my travels I lost my phone and now I have it
Now I am about to begin my drive home
That will bring me in my door about 5:30
What did yu know I was day dreaming on my way home and I missed my exit
Then had to back track and I walked in the door at 5:55
She was sound a sleep
I was a good tired after the long day
All and all I loved the way the day turned out
Then I listened even further
The drama queen continued to cry me a river
The end is almost near
I arrived safely and everything else is water under the bridge
We both could of been half wrong and half right
So instead of arguing and getting nothing accomplished
Lets both try to do better
I will call you so you don't worry
You won't over react and panic
Calling my cousin to check up on me
I am a responsible adult and some days we will be apart
I have some plans that I want to do
I don't need your seal of approval
I had so much fun and you stayed home and watched t.v.
So we dropped the conversation
Now back to our old days
Then why am I shut off like water that goes into the house
You have a headache and are going to bed
The couch has my name on it
I have been jolted by a womans scorn
Hold all your horses and don't let them go
Because now is not the time to sow your wild oats