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What Women Want for Breakfast In Bed

Updated on May 9, 2012

Well, today if I can see my way
i honor you show you that I do say
That I love you by refusing to buckle to the pressure of
That shameless notion that I cling to
since there is a shortage of men anyway
it really is OK to accept the advances of your
husbands fiancees lovers boyfriends and sons
who constantly barrage us with the concept that
half a man is better than no man at all that he was

...well i stand today and say that no I can't let you go
as a child i was told that breakfast is the most
important meal of the day and don't forget the ice
and since i love me some breakfast, if women so often lie
lunch and dinner will no longer suffice and don't forget the ice
they brazenly tell us that they don't know and don't forget the ice

...and if that's true that they can't promise us
breakfast in bed but they sure can make the be for us
Between lunch or dinner and for too long we have wept
shown trepidation at the notion at the concept
but continually compromise our standards
convincing ourselves that since we have to eat
anyway why not lunch or dinner or maybe just a cup of tea

so pass me some omelet pancakes bacon sausages strawberries whip cream
and some orange juice fresh squeezed...and don't forget the ice...

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      Michael Shane 7 years ago from Gadsden, Alabama

      I made my wife an omelet yesterday & brought to her...Hey, this looked perfect! I noticed she didn't eat all of it & it was pretty big & finally I asked how was the omelet sweetie & she replied it was a "little rubbery" Oh, well...

      Cool hub!

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      blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

      Oh wow Blake that is it I have made up my mind after being tantalised here. I am coming round for breakfast. :)

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      Blake Ford Hall 7 years ago from Now Rising Out of Phoenix Arizona Earthlings

      Thanx Michael for the praise.

      And BP, I'd rather you keep you coming round all night and stay for breakfast. =)

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      Blake Ford Hall 7 years ago from Now Rising Out of Phoenix Arizona Earthlings

      Keep on Hubbing...

      Blake4d

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      Joy56 6 years ago

      hey what's cooking, can i come too

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      Paige Masters 6 years ago

      This is a lovely piece, Blake. I can tell you are certainly NOT half a man.

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      dreamreachout 6 years ago

      Sublime poetry!! Cheers!!

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      dreamreachout 5 years ago

      Blake, can you suggest what a man would want for breakfast in bed??!!

      Waiting for the answer!! Cheers!!

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      Blake Ford Hall 4 years ago from Now Rising Out of Phoenix Arizona Earthlings

      To Joy56, you can come anytime. LOL. Keep on Hubbing. Blake4d

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      Blake Ford Hall 4 years ago from Now Rising Out of Phoenix Arizona Earthlings

      You are too kind PM. Thanx for more than half of a compliment. Lol. Keep on Hubbing. Blake4d

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      Blake Ford Hall 4 years ago from Now Rising Out of Phoenix Arizona Earthlings

      Oh my goodness DR. What would a man want for breakfast? I suggest eggs, pancakes, orange juice, coffee, and bacon if you eat meat. Unless their is a woman in your bed still, and then I would say breakfast is already in the bed. Keep on Hubbing. Blake4d

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