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What size Weiner do you Like?

Updated on January 5, 2009
Look at Me
Look at Me
Who doesn't love a weiner?
Who doesn't love a weiner?
One bite sizes
One bite sizes
Well different shapes are nice
Well different shapes are nice
Now what have they done?
Now what have they done?
Vegie weiner's are good too....
Vegie weiner's are good too....
    Man am I HOT....
Man am I HOT....
 Me? I am a German weiner....
Me? I am a German weiner....
  Come dance with me...and we shall see.....
Come dance with me...and we shall see.....
Oh My all the ways to make a weiner taste better...
Oh My all the ways to make a weiner taste better...
You're my Bun???
You're my Bun???
....hummmmm???? there's always one bigger then yours...get used to it...
....hummmmm???? there's always one bigger then yours...get used to it...
  Getting ready....
Getting ready....
...awwwww
...awwwww
..corn dogs...I almost forgot...
..corn dogs...I almost forgot...
 weiner's ? ...what weiner's??? I don't see no f__n weiner's
weiner's ? ...what weiner's??? I don't see no f__n weiner's
The lastest in ways to roast your weiner....
The lastest in ways to roast your weiner....

Well weiners seem to come in all sizes anywhere from one inch to one foot...another words bite size, orginal, dinner, ball park and foot long.

Also many flavors or kinds...like Kosher, beef, chicken, Polish, German, turkey, and even vegie.

They are also made to Come in synthetic, organic, vegie or natural casings.

You can heat them up easily with salt water, a microwave, grilled, BBQ'D or even eat them raw.

Also they can be made to taste better with catsup, mustard, onions, Mayo, tomatoes,cheese,chilli, or even saurcraut...salt and pepper or BBQ sauce..Actually is endless the way to enjoy a weiner.

So I have found a few examples to share with you....:O)

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      Dottie1 8 years ago from MA, USA

      Well G-Ma, someone's got to be first....

      Two All Beef, Nat'l Casing, Ball Park Weiner, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun!

      ROASTED PLEASE!

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      Triplet Mom 8 years ago from West Coast

      G-Ma nothing better than talking about wieners and its refreshing to know that they come in all sizes and flavors. Makes me eager for BBQ season. I personally boil mine in beer and then roast. YUMMY!! Thanks for a great hub!

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      Merle Ann Johnson 8 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      Dotti1..yes and you are...I guess it was funnier to me though????Good answer from you hee hee...Thanks hun....G-Ma :o) Hugs & Peace

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      Merle Ann Johnson 8 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      triplet mom...Hee hee...yes are always fun to eat...one way or the other...Thanks for commenting...G-Ma :o) Hugs & Peace

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      Joseph Addams 8 years ago from Standing right behind you!

      I'm quite comfortable with the size of my weiner, G-Ma. Thanks for another great (funny) hub!

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      sandra rinck 8 years ago

      OMG! I gotta get me one of them "roast your own wierner" things. I really loved the wiener dog too! ROTFLMAO! I personally like the all beef spicy foot long on a soft warm bun an nothing else unless there are some jalapenos around. mmmm....

      'course, I am not quite sure that kosher and weiner go very well together. lol. hugs. xoxoxoox

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      Em Writes 8 years ago from Upstate NY

      Wait! No reference to the bun-length weiner?

      Fun hub, G-Ma!

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      Misha 8 years ago from DC Area

      Come on G-Ma, and you joined the suggestive club, too! Stacie won't approve of this :P

      Funny as hell - Hugs :)

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      Merle Ann Johnson 8 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      oh dear...shall I delete it then????Yikes...G-ma :o) Hugs & Peace

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      Merle Ann Johnson 8 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      em...oops forgot that one too...am not so good at this hey???thanks for your comment...G-ma :o) Hugs & Peace

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      Merle Ann Johnson 8 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      sandra...thanks sweetie...I thought it was ok??? G-Ma :o) hugs & Peace

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      sandra rinck 8 years ago

      yeah I think next year, instead of asking for a million dollars I will just ask for a wierner roaster! Where were you when I was making up my christmas wish list? lol.

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      Merle Ann Johnson 8 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      rockin joe thanks...but it seems I may be in trouble now...but oh well...thanks for stopping by...G-ma :o) Hugs & Peace

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      goldentoad 8 years ago from Free and running....

      My, my, my G-Ma, you have bust that door wide open and entered full throttle into the dark side, errrrr, I mean fun side, do i need to go wash my eyeballs out on my own? I don't know if i am hurtin' from my chest cold, or from laughin', naughty, naughty girl, keep it up and you'll get a spankin'.

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      Merle Ann Johnson 8 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      No I think I am done.....byeeeee....I better delete this huh? G-ma :o) Hugs & Peace

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      Dottie1 8 years ago from MA, USA

      Hey G-Ma, I hope you're not in trouble and don't get a spankin. Ya have to admit, it's been fun hangin out with the Weiners!

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      Merle Ann Johnson 8 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      Sandra...:O) I'll save you one....LOL..Thanks for that sweet smile...G-Ma :o) Hugs & Peace

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      Merle Ann Johnson 8 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      yeh winners are always fun....Dotti1 and so are you..and I like spankin's...sssshhhh...but also like chili dogs...LOL...G-Ma :o) Hugs & Peace

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      Sciantel 8 years ago

      Sooo cute!

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      Madison Parker 8 years ago from California

      G-Ma, funny girl, you are! I saw a movie on how they made hot dogs. It was SO gross that now I only eat Kosher dogs or Caspers...can't resist them! Actually, you must be psychic; I had one tonight! Made a big pot of chili the other day. Anyone wants the recipe let me know! UM, nothing like a chili dog smothered with onions and cheese! Gotta go brush my teeth, don't want to scare off the cute boy by me!

      Madison

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      ASHWINSPGA 8 years ago from Lion City ( Singapore)

      Nana Nana Nana!!!! You have totally gained membership to the notoriuosly funny club.

      I burst out laughing when i saw the title of the hub in my inbox. and LMAO all the way till i got here. Still cannot forget the matter of fact way in all seriousness" you said "So I have found a few examples to share with you..!!!!""" Classic Nana. Simply hilariuos. Im actually having a very rough day and you made it all so better. I love you soooo much.

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      Merle Ann Johnson 8 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      O Thank God for that my sweet baby boy...actually was afraid you might be upset with me.. And so sorry for you and your rough day...wish I could give my HUGS...Are you ok? I am always here you know...and I too will sleep better now ...hearing from you B4 I go to bed...Love you too...G-Ma :o) Hugs & Peace

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      Merle Ann Johnson 8 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      Thank You Madison..I'm with you must have seen the same program...you mean Ashwin? or who is beside you.... hummm? and sure I'd love that recipe if you want to share it...Have a hot day...my dear...G-Ma :o) Hugs & Peace

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      ASHWINSPGA 8 years ago from Lion City ( Singapore)

      Why in the world would i get upset Nana? I loved the hub and the pictures. they were hilarious You know i love you so much. The club where I'm teaching are on my back and have been questioning me the whole day. I sometimes help out with the payments of some of my students if their parents cant pay their fees that month and the club does not like instructors paying on behalf of the students so the accountant is giving me a hard time. But i think things should be fine by end of work day. this is someone trying to show how important they are. They can go to hell for all i care.he he!!! Sweet dreams Nana. Have a good sleep.

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      Merle Ann Johnson 8 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      sciantel...thank you sweetie...always love to hear from you...God Bless...G-Ma :o) Hugs & Peace

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      Merle Ann Johnson 8 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      Aswhin...yes they can and how dare they question you and your generousity? It must be more then difficult for you...am glad you are so strong and wise...Just pray for their souls my dear Man (baby boy)"The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you"!...Yaaawns G-Ma :o) Hugs & Peace Night night my Angel Aswhin.....

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