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What A “Waist” (limerick)

Updated on July 18, 2012

Such dreams would this vision ignite

This source of a young man’s delight

So how did he win her

This now big fat grinner

For whom she cooks dinner each night


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      Shining Irish Eyes 

      6 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Giggle. Great humor!

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      Susan Hazelton 

      6 years ago from Sunny Florida

      HeHeHe, fodd always has been the way to a man's heart. I wonder what way he wigggled himself into her heart.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      6 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      lol That's a great way to describe things and for this guy love really goes through the stomach.

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      IAmForbidden 

      6 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

      Hahaha!! Bravo bravo!!!

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      stars439 

      6 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

      Definitely a great short poem. GBY.

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      Dianna Mendez 

      6 years ago

      This is a good one. I can see the rewards on both sides here.

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      6 years ago from Southern Illinois

      They say that the way to a man's heart is through the stomach. Fun write..

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      Blurter of Indiscretions 

      6 years ago from Clinton CT

      Hardy Har Har...nice play on words...though a tad sexist..ehem... :)

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      JaydenMiller 

      6 years ago from USA

      Wonderful! Wonderful! I really liked it!

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      Mandar Karandikar 

      6 years ago from Ratlam, India

      Hello Mhatter,

      It was funny. Absolutely funny. Can't say anything else........but funny.....

      :) Mandar

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      Redberry Sky 

      6 years ago

      Another great limerick! Love your sidelong humour :)

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      BeyondMax 

      6 years ago from Sydney, Australia

      how wow! LOL

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      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Mhatter,

      Excellent job! I may have giggled a bit here! :) Charge sunshine, charge sunshine! :)

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      Linda Bilyeu 

      6 years ago from Orlando, FL

      I enjoy your limericks so much that I feel guilty that they are free of charge! Not that I want you to charge me a fee:)

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      ndaffinee 

      6 years ago from Jumbled Brain, USA

      LOL, how indeed!

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      b. Malin 

      6 years ago

      Oh what a Treat to read your Fun Limerick, Mhatter. Loved it! My Vote UP and Funny to you!

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