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What Are All Those Medals For (limerick)

Updated on December 28, 2012

These medals I wear on my coat

Are not just a reason to gloat

For their weight of lead

Help offset my head

So swollen I dread I will float


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      Janis Leslie Evans 4 years ago from Washington, DC

      Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...........thanks Matt.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Do not go out, MH, for a night on the town,

      Without wearing your medals to weigh you down.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Great fun as always! Thank you!

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      Patricia Scott 4 years ago from sunny Florida

      MH...It is the middle of the night and I am literally laughing out loud....:) ps Sending Angels to you ....

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      Michelle Liew 4 years ago from Singapore

      Medals are the essential tools of a narcissist! Thanks for sharing, Mhatter!

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      Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

      Ha ha great share Mhatter.

      I hope you had a great Christmas and are looking forward to the new year. Have a wonderful day.

      Eddy.

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      LOl.. Martin.. they do look heavy.. lol..

      so funny

      I pray you have a wonderful and many more New years..

      Debbie

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      Valleypoet 4 years ago

      You deserve a medal for this one LOL :-))

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Another great one..You never disappoint!!!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Just fantastically amusing.

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      Loved this one, made me chuckle. I bet his mum loves him to bits :). Nice work as usual.

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      breakfastpop 4 years ago

      I love your limericks. Up and funny and awesome!

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      They might also make a good bullet shield.

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      CrisSp 4 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      Borat, is it? Lol! You deserve a medal for this piece.

      Thanks for the chuckle Martin. Happy New Year to you!

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      IAmForbidden 4 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

      love it as usual :)

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      Marlene Bertrand 4 years ago from Northern California, USA

      Another fun one. Thanks so much for your humor.

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Good one. I laughed out loud!

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      Shining Irish Eyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Another funny limerick!

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