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What Did Father-In-Law Die Of (limerick)

Updated on January 31, 2015

I blame it on mother-in-law

Why a hearing doctor I saw

Each night I would hear

The phone’s for you dear

And then on my ear she would gnaw


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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Serves him right!

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      Genna East 4 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

      Lol...and ouch too! This one's a gem, Martin.

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      Marvin Parke 4 years ago from Jamaica

      Simply funny

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      The old chewing on the ear death. lol

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      kjforce 4 years ago from Florida

      Mhatter99.... Looking at the picture.. perhaps he died from an " iron deficiency " ??? enjoyed..very clever....

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      Linda Bilyeu 4 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Good one Martin! It's also another reason it's best to text to converse, except while driving of course.

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      Michelle Liew 4 years ago from Singapore

      Wow, I think we all connect with this one! Great, Mhatter!

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      And people wonder why I don't like the phone.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Hee, i've HEARD that story before..

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      Patricia Scott 4 years ago from sunny Florida

      O, my, someone got an ear full..

      :) ps

      Angels and good wishes are on the way

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 4 years ago from Reno NV

      Ooooh, I have my hand to my ear. Jamie

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      travmaj 4 years ago from australia

      Ouch. very funny - and the ear looks seriously gnawed on the photo.

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      Audrey Howitt 4 years ago from California

      I howled!

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      If those endless conversations you want to end,

      Run out and find mother-in-law a new boyfriend.

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      Great funny one.

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      Victoria Lynn 5 years ago from Arkansas, USA

      LOL. Funny stuff. I love the photo, too!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Been there done that. LOL