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What Did I Do Last Night (limerick)

Updated on December 30, 2012

I called up my girlfriend to see

If she’d like to go out with me

She didn’t pretend

Our love was at end

So I called girlfriend thirty three


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      Karen Silverman 5 years ago

      lol..and for a second i wondered why...LOL..

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      Shining Irish Eyes 5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Thanks so much for the giggles. Great way to enter into the New Year.

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      At least you have options!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Amusing. Hope your New Year brings you all the best ever Martin.

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      Janhorner 5 years ago

      My goodness you have quite a string of ladies! Well done very funny, voted up,


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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHa, The more the merrier...

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      wow you have a lot of girlfriends.. lol.. lots of fun!! or maybe trouble? lol;

      have a wonderful new year my friend


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      thost 5 years ago from Dublin, Ireland

      That is very funny, well done.

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      moonfairy 5 years ago

      playful!!! I enjoyed...and happy new year to you!!!

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      Jamie Brock 5 years ago from Texas

      Clever and cute! Just reading the title I thought this must be about a hangover.. and I immediately thought yep, I've asked myself that very question a time or two. Happy New Years!

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      Marlene Bertrand 5 years ago from USA

      Ah ha ha! I enjoyed this one a lot. I was expecting the character to call girlfriend number three (for the rhyme), so I got a real chuckle in seeing he called girlfriend number 33! Cute and fun.

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 5 years ago from Reno NV

      Thirty three....really? Happy New Year Mhatter99 and thank you for all your support. Jamie

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      vespawoolf 5 years ago from Peru, South America

      Wow, this guy is in trouble! He needs to come up with a better list!

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      Shauna L Bowling 5 years ago from Central Florida

      Nothing wrong with that, Martin. Out with the old and in with the new!

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      wetnosedogs 5 years ago from Alabama

      Your funny imagination never fails to amaze me. Great chuckle.

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      Valleypoet 5 years ago

      32 clearly has some issues...unwilling to share, and all me me me LOL:-)) for the New Year...Valley

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      Farhat 5 years ago from Delhi

      Great Limerick...and lucky guy to have that number of GFs...congrats!

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      travmaj 5 years ago from australia

      Wow. I wonder what thirty-three said? And how many more options has he?

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      You never fail to entertain. Have a Happy New Year my friend!

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      If thirty-three shows you the door,

      Then, Martin, just call up thirty-four.