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What Did You Learn In School (limerick)

Updated on August 3, 2013

My teacher kept me after school

Because I would act like a fool

The fact that I clowned

Made light the profound

I’d ride him around like a mule


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      FlourishAnyway 4 years ago from USA

      That's a good one.

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      That was pretty funny, Martin.

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      So funny!

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      Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

      Wonderful Limerick Martin.


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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      I am NOT touching that one!! LOL

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      kidscrafts 4 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

      Very funny! I love it! And as a former teacher.... I know the feeling ;-)

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      Thomas Silvia 4 years ago from Massachusetts

      Yep that's a good one !

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      LOL.....oh my goodness....ride 'em cowboy!

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      In Catholic school the clown always got slapped with a ruler!

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      What a fascinating version

      Of a unique perversion.

      Did teach offer thanks

      As you whipped his flanks?

      Just askin'.

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      Dora Weithers 4 years ago from The Caribbean

      Thanks for my daily dose of humor. Have a great week!

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      Tijani Achamlal 4 years ago from Morocco

      Great work here.Martin.

      It would be better I think if you leave some space between limericks.