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What Do My Brain And Remote Control Have In Common (limerick)

Updated on February 9, 2016

I watched the same channel all day

‘cause someone hid remote away

You lazy nitwit

Wife laughed in a fit

You’re sitting on it she did say


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    • Redberry Sky profile image

      Redberry Sky 5 years ago

      This could be almost every man I've ever dated :)

      But to be fair, it could also be me...

      Cool poem gain, Mhatter :)

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      Shining Irish Eyes 5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Thanks for providing me my daily dose of laughter!

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      Lol this sounds like my husband.. LOl... I love this one

      Debbie

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Happens when brain is on pause.

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      Nell Rose 5 years ago from England

      Haha! sounds like me! I watched the same channel today, cos Dog the Bounty hunter wouldn't go away! I sat for four hours, and wilted like flowers, but my addiction to dog held me sway!

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      b. Malin 5 years ago

      Ah, that was a Cute one, AND a lot of Truth to it as well...as ANY Wife knows!

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      Dianna Mendez 5 years ago

      Ha, ha, ha! So real! I have done this myself though.

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      Ruby Jean Richert 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      That old remote, I'm forever looking fot it...Funny..

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      Valleypoet 5 years ago

      And I guess you weren't 'remotely'interested in what you were watching either LOL

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      Mark G Weller 5 years ago from Lake Charles, LA.

      LOL, this is another simple but funny thought!

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      He will always check the chair before sitting.

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      stars439 5 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

      Neat limereck. So much said. Short and sweet. GBY my friend.

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      wetnosedogs 5 years ago from Alabama

      Great funny stuff. Love it.

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      Jools99 5 years ago from North-East UK

      Mhatter99, Ha Ha ....and it shows you didn't budge for many, many hours. I wonder if you also had your laptop on your knee and were browsing a certain website? (a bit like me....now!)

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      Faith Reaper 5 years ago from southern USA

      LOL, I believe this is going on all across the world at this very moment. So funny. Voted Up, funny and awesome limerick. Mh, thank you so much for the laugh every night, coupled with your other beautiful poem that just seem to always pop in right at the right time every night. You are great. God bless. In His Love, Faith Reaper

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      CrisSp 5 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      Ahm, are you talking about my husband? Lol! So funny!

      Obviously voting funny for this. (:

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      flashmakeit 5 years ago from usa

      Chuckle, he did not know that it was not that far from his hind.

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      Linda Crist 5 years ago from Central Virginia

      When I saw the title of this limerick I thought "I'm afraid to ask". Now I understand why I was afraid to ask. (giggle) You must have been so bored.

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