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What Sent Me To Jail (limerick)

Updated on December 20, 2013

It wasn’t a shame for my deed

That in court would bring guilty plead

Or life of a louse

That jail might help douse

But rest from my spouse which I need


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      Deb Hirt 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      What a way to get a vacation.

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      Victor W. Kwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

      Another funny one. Thanks, martin!

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      drbj and sherry 3 years ago from south Florida

      And if to jail you are quickly sent,

      You won't have to pay for food or for rent.

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      Karen Silverman 3 years ago

      OMG...back to the old lady, eh?? lol

      fyi - next time - try the hospital - it's cushier AND - people feel badly for you!


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      Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

      hahaha ... well, you almost made it through the year!

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      A funny way of getting a rest! Another good chuckle.

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 3 years ago from Reno NV

      Don't tell my wife that I find this really funny. Jamie

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      Valleypoet 3 years ago's going to extremes, but it is effective:-))

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      That's a good one.

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      Eric Dierker 3 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.


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      breakfastpop 3 years ago

      You could have just gone to a Holiday Inn!

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      DJ Anderson 3 years ago

      Your humor knows no bounds!! LOL


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      Romeos Quill 3 years ago from Lincolnshire, England


      All the Best for a wonderful Christmas, and thanks for all of your entertaning Limericks throughout the year.