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What (limerick)

Updated on July 5, 2013

I wouldn’t say answers were drawn

Or that my wife goes on and on

But when wife’s done basking

In ears which she’s tasking

My reason for asking is gone


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      Romeos Quill 3 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

      Lol! The classic image of the hen-pecked hubby!

      R.Q.

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      Deonne Anderson 3 years ago from Florence, SC

      You've got to shut that woman up before ALL your sanity is gone! I really liked this one!

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      Firoz 3 years ago from India

      Great poetry Mhatter99.

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      Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

      Just throwing in the towel : ) hehehe

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      Wayne Barrett 3 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      Lol. This is seriously funny. I can't tell you how many yes or no questions I've asked only to find myself several minutes later wondering what the hell was it I asked anyway? Thumbs up and sharing.

      Have a great weekend Martin.

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      wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

      too funny.

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      Vincent Moore 3 years ago

      I suppose that's one of the many reasons I'm not married! spot on my talented poet.

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      Michelle Liew 3 years ago from Singapore

      Oh no, are we that bad? Thanks for the usual laughs, Hatter!!

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      Bill Holland 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Oh I know how this goes. LOL

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      Shauna L Bowling 3 years ago from Central Florida

      Ah, the old I-forgot-what-I-was-going-to-say trick!

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      Kathryn 3 years ago from Manchester, Connecticut

      This isn't very realistic, women don't talk a lot! LOL, only kidding. Good one!

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      Thomas Silvia 3 years ago from Massachusetts

      Beautifully done my friend !

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      Vinaya Ghimire 3 years ago from Nepal

      I don't have a wife, but I think I understand what you are trying to convey.

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      drbj and sherry 3 years ago from south Florida

      Wearing ear plugs is the best solution.

      They cut out noise and other pollution.

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      MizBejabbers 3 years ago

      Sounds like Mr. B. I can't get a word in edgewise, and when he's finished I'm not in the mood to talk. Maybe that's why I write! Funny one.

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      Becky Katz 3 years ago from Hereford, AZ

      I do have to say in my defense, that we all don't talk more than the male half. I have often asked him if he had any idea which of three things he wanted for dinner and when he gets done talking, I ask him again. I either forgot what he answered or he never really answered me.

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      Patricia Scott 3 years ago from sunny Florida

      I agree with drbj....that might be a great idea....I needed a chuckle this afternoon and I have come to right place.

      Here's hoping you have a lovely rest of the weekend...Angels are on the way ps

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      Patricia Scott 3 years ago from sunny Florida

      I agree with drbj....that might be a great idea....I needed a chuckle this afternoon and I have come to right place.

      Here's hoping you have a lovely rest of the weekend...Angels are on the way ps

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

      When will men ever learn that a woman won't give you your turn..

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Some women just don't know when to keep quiet.

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      Mary Craig 3 years ago from New York

      What was it she said

      As he stood on his head.....there's nothing like reading one of your limericks to put a smile on my face!

      Voted up, funny, awesome and shared.

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      Cat 3 years ago from New York

      Is this why you guys get that glazed over look on your face every time we talk? ... but it's important! Ha ha... Too funny; I apologize on behalf of 'most' women :D

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      dreamseeker2 3 years ago

      Cute one! Men can be nags too though, don't you think? Voted it up and funny though. : )

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      rose-the planner 3 years ago from Toronto, Ontario-Canada

      MEN................lol! This was hilarious as per usual. Thank you for sharing. (Voted Up) -Rose

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      Gypsy48 3 years ago

      Very funny and sounds so familiar:) Voted up.

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      Victor W. Kwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

      Great!

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      Deb Hirt 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Ha, ha! You probably forgot what you were going to say!

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      Shannon 6 months ago from Texas

      Hahaha. Now, this gave me a good laugh this morning.

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