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What’s For Dinner (limerick)

Updated on July 15, 2012

A night filled with sin burst Joy’s bubble

Now waiting at home dish of trouble

He put pride aside

An softened his stride

He knew if he lied it would double


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      picklesandrufus 

      6 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      quite funny and happens often, I think!

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      Shining Irish Eyes 

      6 years ago from Upstate, New York

      M - I enjoy how you always follow up a poem with a chuckle.

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      Tonette Fornillos 

      6 years ago from The City of Generals

      A sweet surrender? ...that's for dinner! ha ha ha... one of the funniest. You always make my day. Loved the picture!

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      Stacy Harris 

      6 years ago from Hemet, Ca

      Ha ha ha - after reading your last couple... it sounds like your in trouble often! ;)

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      Farhat 

      6 years ago from Delhi

      clever mhatter, she is caricatured again..... your experience is not gud that way, seems so....haha!! .....anyways, wonderful poem with the complementing picture !

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      Dianna Mendez 

      6 years ago

      Good thing he brought those flowers home with him, but don't think it made much difference. Very good poem and the picture was a good match for the verses.

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      Deb Hirt 

      6 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      He was smart in the final deduction. Too bad he wasn't smart for a moment before that.

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      Ann-Christin 

      6 years ago from UK

      Love this and the picture :)

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      Deborah 

      6 years ago from Las Vegas

      Sometimes I wish I had one of those rolling pins... lol. Thanks M, you did it again!

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 

      6 years ago from Lincolnshire, U.K

      Ouch!!!.... I hope she made him eat every last petal, :) Your limericks are absolutely priceless.

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      Jose Velasquez 

      6 years ago from Lodi, New Jersey

      I had one of these nights last night. LOL.

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      LaThing 

      6 years ago from From a World Within, USA

      lol, lol...... Helirious, and witty! Great job...... :)

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      Kelly Umphenour 

      6 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      Oh now a realhousewive can empathize with this! lol Funny!

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      Suzette Walker 

      6 years ago from Taos, NM

      Love the limerick and love the photo! Very funny!

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      IAmForbidden 

      6 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

      ohh ohh... someone's in trouble... hehehe cute!

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      lezsaysit 

      6 years ago from New York, NY

      This was double the fun! Thanks!

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      Tammy 

      6 years ago from North Carolina

      You write perfect limericks. I am impressed with your style. This is so mischeivous and funny. Someone is going to be in the dog house. :)

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      vespawoolf 

      6 years ago from Peru, South America

      Is that Alec Baldwin? How appropriate! I'm going to bed now with a smile on my face. : )

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      Ann1Az2 

      6 years ago from Orange, Texas

      Love the picture - very clever.

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      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Mhatter99,

      Uh oh, someone is in some big trouble! :)

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      flashmakeit 

      6 years ago from usa

      Looks like he is in tasteless trouble.

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