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When All Things Make You Happy

Updated on April 16, 2011

How Great Can It Be

There is no limit to thee

You can search every day till the end of time and you will have only scratched the surface

You have to be brave and take on all laughter in many forms it comes

You might not realize it but it grows on you and is very very addictive

You will be wanting more and I don't think there is no cure

It affects everyone at different times and at all different ages

There is no escape

You can ride and hide it will find you

I have found the only solution

You can just accept it and give in and I will assure you it is painless

You will see those wrinkles start to disappear and feel ageless

But I can't promise you in writing or the F.D.A.(Food and Drug Administration) will be all over me for false claims

I can tell you it is a feeling like none other

It can make your toes curl and your eyes squint uncontrollable for minutes at a time

Some people might think you need medical attention so you might want to carry around one of those cards....In case of large smiles and frequent outbursts of laughter you might want to contact my next of kin.their number is 1 800 Laugh More and if they don't answer you can contact my therapist Youcan Laugh Too

If no answer just laugh with me

Then you can understand my delema

I have warned you all the friction will make your heart race

You will be looked at different from now on and everyone that sees you will know and remember you

Not by name

Not by face

But by your wonderful laugh

You will be stero typed for the rest of your life

You are one of those people that are happy all the time

You stand out in a crowd

You can make children laugh on a whim

You have the ability to laugh at anything

Isn't that rediculious and sad

You make every day exciting and something more to laugh about

It is not right

With so many things in the world going wrong at this very moment

You should be ashamed at yourself

Before you know it will try to explain to others what was so funny

I will tell them not to listen

We can not be happy in this world it wast meant to be like that

Everyone else will tell you how it has to be

Wipe off that grin

Only crazy people laugh all the time and then you get locked up in one of those rubber rooms and they medicate you so you don't hurt yourself by laughing too much

They might even strap you down or put you in a straight jacket so you don't cause any more happiness to your body

The damage is already done

They can't change your appearance and sorry plastic surgery isn't covered by your health insurance

i tried to warn you

You lips will never be the same

They will always curl up at the sides and you teeth we can't cover up

Unless we remove all of them and we are not sure if the false teeth will start to show

It is known to cause stomach aches and sometimes drooling

The long term affects could be nerve racking

There were some extreme cases of lack of bladder control that cause complete embarressment and such emotional truma the condition could continue for years

It is a crisis I tell you

There are similiar cases of politicians having the same smile and history has proved they have caused so much damage to the society year after year

I will do more research and when I find out the latest up to date information I will get back to you

But by then it might to late and you will be one of many lossed souls

We all know in church we have to remain quiet and still while we pray for those who have met such a fate


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      DREAM ON 7 years ago

      Eiddwen Laugh on and let people see your smile where ever you go.Thanx.

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      Eiddwen 7 years ago from Wales

      A great hub and so funny, we can never have too much fun can we?? This one will be enjoyed by so many, and I am still smiling.

      I rate up here.

      Thank you for sharing and take care,


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      DREAM ON 7 years ago

      Dim Flaxenwick You better watch out the guys in white will be after you.(lol)Have a wonderful evening,Thanx

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      Dim Flaxenwick 7 years ago from Great Britain

      You have really excelled here. l´m hurting from laughing. You are magic.