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When Jesus Came Knocking
Having fun with myself
I wanted to do something different, so I wrote a parody of my own poem. I'm hispanic and catholic and very old school. Thats enough information about me. Enjoy.
Yo man, I wasn't scared at all
when jesus knocked upon my door.
I opened it and jesus said
" What! no carpet on the floor"
Hey Vato, what you want I said,
Why you knocking on my door.
At first I thought you were the cops
As I pulled out my fourty four.
Cool it man, he said
I'm looking for some dude
put away your Quete
and don't be so G...dam rude.
Want to buy some stuff, I said
it's not stolen, I swear.
It's classier and better
than the clothes you wear.
He said, no dude, I'm not interested
I'm just looking for Time.
He's thinks it's funny going around
scaring people out of their mind.