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When It Comes To Love Looks Aren’t Everything (limerick)

Updated on June 26, 2013

I married her not just for looks

But feelings along lovers’ brooks

The Joys she would add

Fulfillment she’d pad

And money she had on bank’s books


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      Shannon Henry 

      4 years ago from Texas

      So is a man also called a gold digger? LOL

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Everything all rolled into one, eh?

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      Victor W. Kwok 

      5 years ago from Hawaii

      If it isn't looks, it has to be money!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      As they say money talks

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      Madeleine Salin 

      5 years ago from Finland

      Of course money is most important when you choose who to marry, LOL!

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      CrisSp 

      5 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      Oh, what a charming and charismatic gold digger! *joke* Very funny Martin. Love it!

      Thanks...will share the laughters!

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      Audrey Howitt 

      5 years ago from California

      Oh you made me chuckle!

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      Devika Primić 

      5 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

      True love is about what lies beneath not about what is on top

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      rose-the planner 

      5 years ago from Toronto, Ontario-Canada

      Awwwww, amour is simply grand, lol! Another great limerick! Thanks for sharing. (Voted Up) -Rose

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      Ah, the truth comes out!

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      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      Oh, dear Martin, on my parade you did rain.

      I thought you would say you wed her for her brain.

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Ahhh, ain't true love wonderful? LOL

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      Faith Reaper 

      5 years ago from southern USA

      hahaha . . . the total package!

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      Cat 

      5 years ago from New York

      Geesh! Some people just have it all don't they! I think I'd marry her too :D

      Funny!

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