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When You Got It The Ladies All Want It (limerick)

Updated on November 21, 2012

Once women all ran toward my way

Into me their bodies they’d flay

It's mine came the roar

From beauties galore

Who all rushed the store sales display


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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Good one. Nothing like a mad rush.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Gotta watch a woman looking for bargain..Hee

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Evidently, you were in their way!

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      wetnosedogs 5 years ago from Alabama

      Happy Thanksgiving!

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      flashmakeit 5 years ago from usa

      Ladies do rush to the sales so they can be beautiful for you.

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      Thomas Silvia 5 years ago from Massachusetts

      Great cleverly written limerick !

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      Beth Perry 5 years ago from Tennesee

      So cute! LOL

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      Shining Irish Eyes 5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Yep and this will be quite obvious by "black Friday."

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      Janis Leslie Evans 5 years ago from Washington, DC

      Ha ha ha ha, that's a lady for you.

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      Eiddwen 5 years ago from Wales

      Funny and brilliant as always Mhatter my friend.


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      vespawoolf 5 years ago from Peru, South America

      Very clever, as always. : )

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      Anil 5 years ago from Kerala

      Interesting, Picture is lovely. It gave a lovely feelings.Thanks again.

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      Valleypoet 5 years ago

      You'd think those mannequins would look a little happier considering LOL:-))

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      whonunuwho 5 years ago from United States

      Yes my mannequin friend, we all spend a little time before the ladies , in our display. glad a few liked a boney and homely dude like me.

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      Faith Reaper 5 years ago from southern USA

      LOL, you know right where to be or not? LOL

      So funny, Mh

      Voted up, awesome and funny of course

      God bless. Happy Thanksgiving. In His Love, Faith Reaper

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      lovedoctor926 5 years ago

      Lol. Some guys have all the luck.. voted up funny!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Did you look like a mannequin? :) Happy Thanksgiving my friend!