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Where There’s A Pill There’s A Way (limerick)

Updated on August 2, 2012

What else was the poor girl to do

When guy of her dreams said we’re through

To show her devotion

She could cry an ocean

Or slip him love potion anew


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      Ann1Az2 

      6 years ago from Orange, Texas

      Was it Love Potion #9, I wonder? Great job. Voted up.

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      Patty Kenyon 

      6 years ago from Ledyard, Connecticut

      LOL, What else is a girl to do? LOL

      AWESOME JOB!!!

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      Jose Velasquez 

      6 years ago from Lodi, New Jersey

      That's not love, that's obsession. LOL.

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      ThussaysNanaMarie 

      6 years ago from In my oyster

      really funny!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      6 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Good one and so true.

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      Holle Abee 

      6 years ago from Georgia

      Too funny - I spewed my coffee!

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      Deb Hirt 

      6 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      And the love potion might work again...

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      Farhat 

      6 years ago from Delhi

      now its her time...haha!

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      b. Malin 

      6 years ago

      How Cute and Devious...She is Woman, hear her Roar!

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 

      6 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      Mhatter.. I want to know what the love potion.. I need it.. lol

      debbie

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      6 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHa, Bad Bad..That will teach him..Funny!

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 

      6 years ago from Reno NV

      Well done! Jamie

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      picklesandrufus 

      6 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      Oh yea, watch out for those love potions!! Fun, fun!

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      carol stanley 

      6 years ago from Arizona

      Very cool...What kind of a potion that is the question.

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      Dexter Yarbrough 

      6 years ago from United States

      Yeah, slip him love potion!

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 

      6 years ago from Lincolnshire, U.K

      Clever as a fox, you've done it again, not sure which of the two I feel most sorry for.

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      LaThing 

      6 years ago from From a World Within, USA

      I think she should just move on.... Don't bother crying an ocean!!

      Very clever, M :)

      Awesome....

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      BeyondMax 

      6 years ago from Sydney, Australia

      LOL how cunning! =)

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      Liz Walmoth 

      6 years ago

      I really enjoyed this!

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      Girish puri 

      6 years ago from NCR , INDIA

      great share , thanks

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      Rich 

      6 years ago from Kentucky

      Sounds like you've been talking to Kitty!

      Strong and delightful!

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      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Mhatter99,

      Now this one was clever and awesome! :)

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      flashmakeit 

      6 years ago from usa

      One of the reasons I like the Hubpages is so I can read your limericks.

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      Claudia Mitchell 

      6 years ago

      Love this one! Personally, I think she should cry an ocean and move on.

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      Bill Holland 

      6 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I don't know how you do it, but you do! Great job!

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