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While He In Shower

Updated on August 3, 2011

At home in my condo…
My fiancé was in a shower…

He don’t know that I’m home early…
So I sneaked to take a peek…

Bad girl I am…
But its okay…just one time…

He’s singing in the shower…
Sound like a sheep learning how to howl…

Softly giggling to myself…
While I’m covering my mouth from being too loud

Gently opening the door
And stick my head in…

And there I saw my honey dancing…
Shaking his sexy buttock

First he sang…you see my sexy leg?
And I said softly…yes...it’s hairy…

Then he sang….you see my sexy body?
And I said softly…yes…it’s fine but a little jiggly on the bottom…

Then he lift up his arm swinging like a rodeo

I look at his armpit and Dang!

That's a huge hair growing there!

Using the soap as his microphone
Singing and dancing…

Then he switch the song to Michael Jackson
Beat it…

He was dancing and shaking his bum to the music

I laugh my mighty heart out..
Without a sound so he won’t find out…

And after shower he saw me fix meal…
He said in surprise…
“Oh honey, since when you came?”

I looked at him and say…
“Umm…recently…”
Smiling like nothing happen…

So we ate our dinner together..
But the flash of memories jumped in every time I see his face…

I stop eating and laugh my heart out

My fiancé scratching his head and asked…
What’s so funny?

And I say…oh nothing..
I just thought about something happen at work…
And smile...

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      chanroth 6 years ago from California, USA

      haha...thanks TheWhisper! I'm glad it made you laugh! :)

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      TheWhisper 6 years ago from Macomb,MI

      This is a very fun and humurous poe.I'm glad it could make me laugh.

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      chanroth 6 years ago from California, USA

      Hi Prashant, I'm glad it made you laugh. :)

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      Prashant angiras 6 years ago from shimla(india)

      you write wonderful hubs,your hub made me laugh,keep it up.....

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      chanroth 6 years ago from California, USA

      Hello fashion, thank you! :)

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      fashion 6 years ago

      This is really a nice poem.Well done.

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