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Who Knew The Hazard Of A Shoe (limerick)

Updated on July 30, 2013

A salesman helped gal with a shoe

When sound of a trumpet broke through

I’m sorry she said

As her face turned red

But salesman laid dead from the pew


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      GlenR 4 months ago from UK

      Here's hoping that it doesn't happen when Prince Charming fits the slipper on Cinderella during panto season

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      Susan Haze 5 years ago from Sunny Florida

      HaHa. Thanks for the laugh. I loved it.

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      Aiden Hill 5 years ago from San Diego, CA

      Omg, brilliant

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      dinkan53 5 years ago from India

      You got a great sense of humor and a talented writer too. Well done my friend.

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      Suzette Walker 5 years ago from Taos, NM

      Hilarious! I will remember this everytime I buy a pair of shoes! Good stuff!

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      Shining Irish Eyes 5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      giggle giggle. Great choice of show, too.

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      Mohan Kumar 5 years ago from UK

      ha ha. phew! You have the spirit of Ogden Nash living inside you!

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Superbly done. Your sense of humor is wonderful.

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      BeyondMax 5 years ago from Sydney, Australia

      Awe, hilarious! What a talent you've got!

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      Kathy 5 years ago from The beautiful Napa Valley, California

      Ouch! Awkward! LO funny

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      Audrey Howitt 5 years ago from California


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      Vinaya Ghimire 5 years ago from Nepal

      very amusing.