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Who Needs A Maid (limerick)

Updated on December 13, 2013

You should have seen girlfriend turn green

When in kitchen cockroaches seen

Some pest spray let’s buy

But I asked her why

When they help keep my kitchen clean


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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Her pose reminds me of The Exorcist. Mwahhhhhhhh!

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      I feel sorry for the girl.

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      Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

      eeeks!!! Maybe should have said "former" girlfriend! lol

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      breakfastpop 4 years ago

      Was it as big as a Buick?

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      CrisSp 4 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      Eww, I would jump as well!

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      That is one way to deal with those so nasty bugs

      But I'd destroy them before they hide 'neath my rugs.

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Now, that's just gross!

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      Too funny, Martin!

      Where do you come up with these idea??? LOL


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      FlourishAnyway 4 years ago from USA

      Oh, the poor girl. Funny.

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      deergha 4 years ago from ...... a place beyond now and beyond here !!!

      LOL that is something of an amazing idea..Though i am scared myself...funny though. Thank you and shared and votes up.