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Why Is It Questions
Why is it you get cut in half in the best pictures?
Why is it?
Right off the bat, there are a million reasons to ask Why is it? Every day we scratch our heads and wonder why, but do we ever know? Probably not, but we till wonder. Here are a ew thins that might make you wonder:
Why is it that the first time you get to go to the beach for the season, the waves are so rough no one’s allowed in the water?
Why is it that the sand always manages to get up inside your bathing suit even when you're sitting on blanket?
Why is it that you always find a closer parking space after you’ve parked your car?
Why is it that when you’re working on your car the one tool you need is the one tool missing?
Why is it that the meal you cooked a thousand times always turns out perfect until you have company and then it burns?
Why is it that when you get to the dentist’s office your toothache goes away?
Why is it you remember the questions you wanted to ask the doctor after you leave his office?
Why is it that when you’re late for an appointment you get behind a car going 20 mph and you catch every red light?
Why is it you can’t find your car keys when you’re running late?
Why is it that you can remember the words to every song you ever heard but you can’t remember what happened yesterday?
Why is it you only spill something on your pants when you’re wearing white pants?
Why is it your hair turns out perfect every day, until you’re going someplace?
Why is it you can’t fall asleep at night but you fall asleep in the middle of a good movie?
Why is it that you don’t remember you left your coupons home until you get to the grocery store?
Why is it that the doctor’s always running late when you’re running early?
Why is it that you always run out of Half ‘n Half in the morning when you’re ready to have your coffee?
Why is it that your run out of toilet paper when you’re already sitting down?
Why is it that company always stops by when your favorite TV show is on?
Why is it that they always cancel your favorite TV show?
Why is it that the electric goes out just when you’re going to watch a good movie?
Why is it that your computer freezes up when you’re in the middle of an important letter?
Why is it that your printer runs out of ink just when you need to print something?
When you're working, why is it?
Another Why is it?
More, why is it?
Why is it that you don’t realize the floor scrubber is out of water until after you’ve finished scrubbing the floor with no water?
Why is it that the baby doesn’t spill his drink when it’s water but spills it all over the place when it’s red juice?
Why is it that you remember you’re out of eggs when you already have the cake batter in a bowl?
Why is it that you run out of dish detergent when you have a pile of dishes to do?
Why is it that you realize your marshmallows are too old when everyone’s got their graham crackers and they’re waiting to make S’mores?
Why is it that your gas grill runs out of gas in the middle of cooking for a crowd?
Why is it that the drought finally breaks and brings torrential rain on the day you have 30 people over for a barbeque?
Why is it that weeds grow better in your garden than the flowers do?
Why is it that it rains two minutes after you water your garden?
Why is it that it snows two minutes after you shovel everything?
Why is it that the rabbits only eat your favorite flowers?
Why is it that your gardening hose is always just 2 inches too short?
Why is it that you didn’t notice the plant you bought is for clay when you have sand until after you get it home?
Why is it that the shoes you bought yesterday fit great in the store but now they’re too tight?
Why is it that you didn’t notice the metal security tag on your shirt until after you get it home?
Why is it that the stray shopping cart always winds up hitting your car?
Why is it that the item you bought on sale for $25 is on sale for $15 two weeks later?
Why is it that the most important picture you took is the only one that turned out blurry?
Why is it that everyone at your high school reunion looks older than you?
Why is it that you remember that person’s name ten minutes after he walks away?
Why is it that the batteries die in your camera just when you’re going to take the best picture ever?
Why is it that the baby moves his head just at the moment you’re taking the picture?
Afraid of the water? What about the camera?
Why is it that it always rains when you’re camping in a tent?
Why is it that when you run into a spider web you turn into a ninja?
Why is it that when you go to turn onto a main road there are suddenly 20 cars coming in both directions?
Why is it that a size 10 dress is too small and the next size, a 12 is too big?
Why is it that every bride is beautiful?
Why is it that the people who have the least amount to say talk the most?
Why is it that the dog always wants to go out early on the morning you can sleep late?
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