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Why is There a Dead Pakistani on my Couch?

Updated on February 21, 2011

The Google search bar can provide some pretty silly keyword suggestions at times; one of the internet's favourites being: Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?

Who knows where these ridiculous suggestions come from, or who actually searches for them (someone wierd I'll bet).

In this hub I've published some of Google's most hilarious suggestions - enjoy!

Why is there a dead Pakistani on my Couch?

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    • The Pink Panther profile imageAUTHOR

      The Pink Panther 

      6 years ago from Sydney, Australia

      Haha, thanks for bringing that one to my attention darkassassin! Those Google shenanigans always make me lol

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      darkassassin 

      6 years ago

      on google one of the search suggestions are ¨why is there a drunk chinese man doing pushups on my front lawn¨

    • The Pink Panther profile imageAUTHOR

      The Pink Panther 

      7 years ago from Sydney, Australia

      Hey Mark, glad they gave you a chuckle! I don't usually mind people who finish sentences for me, as long as they don't assume my question is 'Why is there a dead Pakistani on my Couch?" Haha.

      Thanks for commenting!

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      Mark Ewbie 

      7 years ago from UK

      I love these, very funny. Google is a bit like those people who attempt to finish what you are saying before you say.

      Your profile is the best and funniest I have ever read.

    • The Pink Panther profile imageAUTHOR

      The Pink Panther 

      7 years ago from Sydney, Australia

      Hey Attemptedhumor, excellent idea! We could do with a Pakistani on the team right now ;) Too bad he's dead.

      Haha, and say hello to all you Melbornites for me.

      Thanks for commenting!

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      attemptedhumour 

      7 years ago from Australia

      Hi pp I'm not sure why he's on the couch, but he should be naturalised and rushed into the Aussie cricket team. (only joking) Yes Google are tossing a few Googlies around, as your amusing list suggests. A good idea for a hub. Cheers from a Pome/Ocker/Melbournite.

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      The Pink Panther 

      7 years ago from Sydney, Australia

      Hey Moncrieff, I know, it's a little unbelievable. And I dunno, I'd keep and eye on that cat of yours... ;)

      Thanks for commenting!

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      moncrieff 

      7 years ago from New York, NY

      OMG, I can't believe this... This is hilarious. And Google employees are one of the best paid? For that crap? They should filter their search engines better. I hope my cat is not reading this comment, otherwise I'm gonna be extremely terrified of Google.

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      The Pink Panther 

      7 years ago from Sydney, Australia

      Glad you think so SittinBull :P

      Thanks for stopping.

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      SittinBull 

      7 years ago

      "Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?" Haha these are fabulous!

    • The Pink Panther profile imageAUTHOR

      The Pink Panther 

      7 years ago from Sydney, Australia

      Haha I'm glad I gave you a laugh Ivorwen. I came across some of these ridiculous keyword suggestions when I was doing basic research. They were so unrelated I just had to make a hub on them!

      Thanks again for stopping by!

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      Ivorwen 

      7 years ago from Hither and Yonder

      Thanks for the laugh! I didn't know google could be so entertaining. How did you come up with these?

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