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Why A Library Is A Good Place To Find A Wife (limerick)

Updated on June 14, 2013

I found my wife at library

I took her for lifetime of glee

When good times withdrew

And our time was through

I took out a new one for free



* For you ladies, check-out the guys.


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    • kj force profile image

      kjforce 

      5 years ago from Florida

      mhatter99....Lucky for you no one had " dog eared " her edges....!!!!

      loved the limerick

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Just make sure that you have her back on time, or you will have to pay a late fee.

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      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      You certainly proved it, Martin,

      One way or the other.

      You can't tell a gal by her looks,

      As you can't tell a book by its cover.

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      Victor W. Kwok 

      5 years ago from Hawaii

      Hilarious and awesome!

    • Elias Zanetti profile image

      Elias Zanetti 

      5 years ago from Athens, Greece

      Wonderful and funny!

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      Jools Hogg 

      5 years ago from North-East UK

      Ha Ha! Loved it - you are such a fickle...reader/lover :o)

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      Genna East 

      5 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

      Lol...how do you come up with all of these delights so quickly? Amazing. :-)

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Funny and another one to ponder.....

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      Joanna Chandler 

      5 years ago from On planet Earth

      LOL your at it again :)

      Good night

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      Dianna Mendez 

      5 years ago

      You had me curious on this title. I am not sharing this thought with my hubby, sorry!

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      ignugent17 

      5 years ago

      That must be complete library! :-)

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      Faith Reaper 

      5 years ago from southern USA

      Checked her out, then checked her out. Is she overdue? lol

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      Ben Blackwell 

      5 years ago

      Nice.

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      breakfastpop 

      5 years ago

      You are deliciously insane!

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      Silly and brilliant.

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      DJ Anderson 

      5 years ago

      You have a wild and crazy sense of humor!

      Thanks for sharing it with us.

      DJ.

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      Eiddwen 

      5 years ago from Wales

      Ha ha ha brilliant as always.

      Eddy.

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      What, no return to sender? Ha ha.

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      peachy 

      5 years ago from Home Sweet Home

      Yeah, A GOOD one. A library is indeed a good place to date .

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      Tijani Achamlal 

      5 years ago from Morocco

      HAHA Good place Sir Martin to hunt a lifetime prey:)

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      Jose Velasquez 

      5 years ago from Lodi, New Jersey

      Umm! Martin, somehow I don't think the library works that way. LOL

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      moonlake 

      5 years ago from America

      Enjoyed. Did you return her to the library?

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      deergha 

      5 years ago from ...... a place beyond now and beyond here !!!

      Good one:-)

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      ARUN KANTI CHATTERJEE 

      5 years ago from KOLKATA

      Yes I have had A Reliable Wife in a library. Another wonderful piece.

      Courtesy- Robert Goolrick

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I really have to find that library. LOL Great one!

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