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Why I Can’t Have Kids (limerick)

Updated on June 4, 2013

No matter how hard I might try

No babies said doctor with sigh

For things that I lacked

Barred me from this act

And there was the fact I’m a guy


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      Bill Holland 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Some guys can't catch a break. :) Very good!

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      Sunny River 3 years ago from A Place Without A Name which resides somewhere between Fantasy and Belief, just north of Reality

      Hahahaha! Oh the horror of it all. :P

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      Romeos Quill 3 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

      Ha!Ha! You have a very distinct humour;very good.It kind of reminds me a little of that film called 'Junior' that Arnold Schwarzenegger was in, about twenty years' ago, being like a photo negative of your limerick.

      R.Q.

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      wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

      Thanks for the morning laugh.

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      Shauna L Bowling 3 years ago from Central Florida

      Guess you missed "the little talk", huh?

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      ARUN KANTI CHATTERJEE 3 years ago from KOLKATA

      Thanks for the wonderful piece proving your incredible sense of humor.

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      Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

      hahaha If he could, wouldn't that make the headlines!

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      Michelle Liew 3 years ago from Singapore

      Now this makes my evening so much easier!

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      Subhas 3 years ago from New Delhi, India

      Very engrossing and I just cannot stop myself from a hearty laugh.

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      Suzette Walker suzettetaos 3 years ago from Taos, NM

      Funny! This made me laugh out loud.

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      Mary Craig 3 years ago from New York

      Oh and you are such a guy ;) Fun read as always.

      Voted up and funny.

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      Tijani Achamlal 3 years ago from Morocco

      Sir Martin.

      This is hilarious .You have a good sense of humor!

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      DJ Anderson 3 years ago

      Where do you come up with these humorous limericks?

      Great fun!

      DJ.

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      Jose Velasquez 3 years ago from Lodi, New Jersey

      Guys can have kids, they just can't give birth. LOL. I think somehow the male species lucked out on that one.

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      drbj and sherry 3 years ago from south Florida

      By far and away, Martin, I have to say,

      Of all the rest, this is one of the BEST! :)

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      Frank Atanacio 3 years ago from Shelton

      oh the pain the pain.. wait im a guy so there will be no pain right? LOL

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      Rosemary Amrhein 3 years ago from Boston, MA

      wow that's very interesting perspective to see. Thanks :)

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Ha! Enjoyed my morning laugh. You're so good at introducing that surprising twist at the end.

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      Deb Hirt 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Very good, Martin!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      That brought to mind the exception - Arnold Schwarzenegger in that silly movie where he's expecting.

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      Shannon 3 years ago from Texas

      Haha! Poor guy. Some things just aren't meant to be.

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