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Why I Cried When Wife Left Me (limerick)

Updated on June 2, 2013

My wife ran away with friend Brad

And boy did it make me feel sad

For who would have guessed

The hate she possessed

By taking the best friend I had


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      Shannon Henry 

      5 years ago from Texas

      Ahahah. Clever twist with this one

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Brad could well find that life isn't what it is cracked up to be now.

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      ignugent17 

      5 years ago

      hahaha!Very funny!

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      FlourishAnyway 

      5 years ago from USA

      Ha! Good one!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Hilarious.

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      Jose Velasquez 

      5 years ago from Lodi, New Jersey

      LOL. Martin I don't know how you get away with writing these things without a frying pan to the head.

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      kjforce 

      5 years ago from Florida

      Mhatter99..Yeah you can always find another woman to marry...BUT.. a best friend is hard to come by.....feeling for yah...

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      Tonette Fornillos 

      5 years ago from The City of Generals

      Ouch.... he he at first I thought it's seriously a tear for her, but lucky bestfriend, it was for him! Thanks for the fun.

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Darn! Love hurts...

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      Selina Kyle 

      5 years ago

      lol gotta love a good limerick! :)

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      Hm, must be what best friends are for, sometimes.

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      Marlene Bertrand 

      5 years ago from USA

      Oh, man, that's a hard way to hit a person. I enjoyed this limerick. It's fun, but seriously real.

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      Thomas Silvia 

      5 years ago from Massachusetts

      Awesome and cleverly written !

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      DJ Anderson 

      5 years ago

      Oh, many thanks, drbj. That song is a real "Hoot"!

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      Frank Atanacio 

      5 years ago from Shelton

      this was good LOL funny bro :)

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      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      Hi, DJ. A fellow named Wayne Carter recorded this song - enjoy!

      http://youtu.be/nplVWRQkLYo

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      DJ Anderson 

      5 years ago

      I like drbj's reference to the country song. I have never heard it, but

      would love to hear it.

      Martin, you certainly come up with some good ones. Do you ever sleep?

      One of your best!!

      Thanks,

      DJ.

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      Suzette Walker 

      5 years ago from Taos, NM

      Funny but not funny. I have know several cases where this has actually happened. But, I enjoyed reading this and had to chuckle.

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      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      Martin - there's a popular country song like that you know,

      'My Wife Ran Away with My Best Friend and I Miss Him So.'

      It received lots of play

      Way back in the day,

      Since so many people could identify with that woe.

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      With best friends like that, who needs them?

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      Jaye Denman 

      5 years ago from Deep South, USA

      Very funny! It's clever of you to take a situation that (often) has a basis in fact and find the humor.

      Voted Up and FUNNY!

      Jaye

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      Faith Reaper 

      5 years ago from southern USA

      Funny, but the reality is, sadly, this happens more than one would think it does.

      hahaha, now I am laughing at travmaj's comment.

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      travmaj 

      5 years ago from australia

      Pass the tissues - you are going to miss him...

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      ocfireflies 

      5 years ago from North Carolina

      Love your wit and sense of humor. Thank You.

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      Wayne Joel Bushong 

      5 years ago from America

      good one!

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      europewalker 

      5 years ago

      Very funny clever one, I love it.

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      Ghost32 

      5 years ago

      I've been at the altar a lot

      Divorced all but one that I got

      But this is a Hub

      That shows you the rub

      Who's crucial and also who's not

      Voted Up and Over. :)

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      agapsikap 

      5 years ago from Philippines

      Funny!

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      Ghaelach 

      5 years ago

      Happens a lot.

      Just got to get on with life.

      LOL Ghaelach

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      Randi Benlulu 

      5 years ago from Mesa, AZ

      funny! I love how you write a clever and funny one to lighten up the serious. Thank you, Martin for sharing your amazing gift!

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      Valleypoet 

      5 years ago

      Ah well....at least your best friend carried out one last act of kindness before he left:-))

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      Cat 

      5 years ago from New York

      Yup, I think this one speaks for much of the male population :D

      Funny!

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      Sunny River 

      5 years ago from A Place Without A Name which resides somewhere between Fantasy and Belief, just north of Reality

      Lol that took me a sec but that's funny! :)

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      Lissette 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      Hahaha, you cried for him not her... I LOVE IT!

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