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Why I Keep My Wife High On A Pedestal (limerick)

Updated on January 31, 2013

Up high on a pedestal she

And there wife and goddess would be

As heaven she’d bless

My love I’d profess

And sights up her dress called to me


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      Mary Wickison 24 months ago from Brazil

      I'll let you in to a little secret. We women have an inbuilt ability to climb stairs provocatively. You aren't grabbing a sneaky glance, you are being lured by your wife.

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      Beth Perry 5 years ago from Tennesee

      Aw, sounds like my hubby! lol

      So cute, I voted up.

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 5 years ago from Reno NV

      hehehehe. Jamie

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Cute really cute. lol

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      Tonette Fornillos 5 years ago from The City of Generals

      :=)Steamy perfect! You're a real man Martin! ...gentle words yet strong, light to be around yet deep in thoughts. Happy Valentine to you and your wife :=)

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Your mind is always working, I see.

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      Shauna L Bowling 5 years ago from Central Florida

      You've a very bad boy! :-)

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      CrisSp 5 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      As expected from the great "YOU"!

      This actually, reminded me of a naughty set of young lads on board I caught peeping under my skirt (uniform) with a reflective mirror. What I did? I went back and forth the aisle (to tease them) and abruptly stop and bend down, snapped the mirror and told the lad: "How was it? Did you see anything enjoyable?" Man, I'm telling you, he was blushing and was so embarrassed and couldn't look back on me. Lol! Unfortunately, I have a habit of wearing a black cycling shorts (not so sexy) on top of my pantyhose, in case of emergency. So, double LOL!

      Now, you know and my hubby knows yet I'm on a pedestal. He better put me up there or no soup for him! (:

      Thanks for the chuckle!

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 5 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      Mhatter, another good one, well done. What a great pair of pins!... that chap should watch out, those heels could do a lot of damage:).

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      Mark G Weller 5 years ago from Lake Charles, LA.

      LOL, remember the kids in school with a mirror on their shoe?


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      breakfastpop 5 years ago

      Very, very funny and voted that way!

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      wetnosedogs 5 years ago from Alabama

      Ha! He shouldn't even look. Those high heels she's wearing look deadly.

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      Ghaelach 5 years ago

      Morning Martin.

      A little naughty, but nice.

      LOL Ghaelach

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      Linda Crist 5 years ago from Central Virginia

      I was giggling before I got past the photo on this one and then when I finished reading, I giggled some more. You're a bad boy tonight. lol

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I was thinking it before you said it. :)

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      Gustave Kilthau 5 years ago from USA

      Martin (Mhatter99) - That's what could be called a summertime rhyme, or a Florida jingle that jangled our buddy, drbj, wide awake.

      Gus :-)))

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      As a rhyme

      This is sublime.

      That's all I can say,

      Now that you've made my day!