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Why Is This Santa So Jolly (limerick)

Updated on December 8, 2012

This year I thought Santa I’d be

I like bouncing babes on my knee

What Joy we would share

As babes bounced through air

Expressly if they’re twenty three


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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      What does Santa want for Christmas? A girl of twenty three??? tee hee!

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      Karen Silverman 

      5 years ago

      Thank god you said twenty three and not three..lol..

      just sayin', Santa...never know these days...

      oops..

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      picklesandrufus 

      5 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      Bad, bad Santa!! :)

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Funny one...You naughty boy.Hee.

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Your mind is like a steel trap, Martin. You will never grow old with that attitude.

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      Shining Irish Eyes 

      5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Very funny and very appropriate for the twisted readers on here (including me).

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      Thomas Silvia 

      5 years ago from Massachusetts

      Very interesting.......... explains a lot !

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      Ghaelach 

      5 years ago

      Martin, this seems to be the modern version of Santa's Grotto.

      I remember we used to get a little teddy bear or wooden train.

      What do Santa's visitors to his grotto get these days?

      Great Limerick.

      LOL Ghaelach

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      Valleypoet 

      5 years ago

      I can imagine the poor kids waiting in the queue outside Santa's grotto..now about three miles long.....and their parents complaining 'that woman has been in there for an hour now!'LOL:-))

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      Faith Reaper 

      5 years ago from southern USA

      Mh, now that was not the image you had up there when I commented a while ago. LOL

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      A good focus group for sure. LOL

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      flashmakeit 

      5 years ago from usa

      Ho ho ho Santa Claus been bad and you made me laugh!

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      Janis Leslie Evans 

      5 years ago from Washington, DC

      LOL, love it, Mhatter. Ha ha ha ha. Sweet!

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      aykianink 

      5 years ago

      Just the right amount of "risque" in this one. Good stuff.

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      Faith Reaper 

      5 years ago from southern USA

      LOL, Santa is naughty this year, but now we understand the being "jolly" part a lot better for sure. LOL

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      Rich 

      5 years ago from Kentucky

      I'm back from the medical woes

      My eyes can now see your fine prose

      Clear eyesight near

      my mind does fear

      Many like this and eyesight goes

      You've outdone yourself with this multi offering! Great Job, my friend!

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