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Wife And Lover - Well Read (limerick)

Updated on August 13, 2013

You won’t believe tale that I shed

I caught wife and lover in bed

Before they were through

These words I did spew

Get off of me you two I said


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      Victor W. Kwok 

      4 years ago from Hawaii

      Hilarious!

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      Deb Hirt 

      4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      You must sleep like a rock!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Choked on this one. Still chuckling. Fantastic pic.

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 

      4 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      So funny! Wherever did you find that photo??

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      Cynthia B Turner 

      4 years ago from Georgia

      Oh my goodness!!! Rolling with that one. Lol.

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      drbj and sherry 

      4 years ago from south Florida

      Some folks swear by 'menage a trois,'

      So why don't you just say, 'Bon soir.'

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      Karen Silverman 

      4 years ago

      Ummm...me thinks there's trouble in paradise... Unless you like that sort of thing, of course..

      lol

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      Dora Weithers 

      4 years ago from The Caribbean

      Hilarious!

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      Thomas Silvia 

      4 years ago from Massachusetts

      Very funny and awesome, thanks my friend !

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 

      4 years ago from Reno NV

      Pretty funny. Jamie

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      Deonne Anderson 

      4 years ago from Florence, SC

      How clever! I can't stop laughing. I keep picturing you saying, "Get off of me!".......

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      DJ Anderson 

      4 years ago

      Really funny, Martin.

      Where do you come up with these creative writes?

      Love the photo!

      DJ.

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      kidscrafts 

      4 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

      Very funny! I love the picture your chose! There is definitely a pair of feet extra!

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      Suzette Walker 

      4 years ago from Taos, NM

      Funny - I'm laughing out loud on this one. Love the photo. Nice feet!

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      4 years ago from Central Florida

      I guess they didn't ask you to play???? Funny, Martin.

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      europewalker 

      4 years ago

      Very funny. Love the photo!

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      Kathryn 

      4 years ago from Manchester, Connecticut

      Hahaha, I did not expect that at all. And then I looked at the photo again, and realized I should have expected it!

      Have a wonderful day!

      ~ Kathryn

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      wetnosedogs 

      4 years ago from Alabama

      Oh No, what a way to wake up!

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      The six feet tells the tale. Too many is a sure sign someone in your bed is uninvited..Voted up and funny...

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      Janis Leslie Evans 

      4 years ago from Washington, DC

      Baaaaaahhhh!!!! LOL! Too hilarious, Mhatter. The pic alone is great. Thanks for the night cap. :-)

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      Sunny River 

      4 years ago from A Place Without A Name which resides somewhere between Fantasy and Belief, just north of Reality

      LOL! Thanks for the laugh Mhatter! That was great. :)

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