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Wife Can’t Order Me Around (limerick)

Updated on January 11, 2013

When wife orders me change my plan

I’d stand on my feet like a man

She’d know I heard last

Of orders she’d blast

When I ran as fast as I can


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      Shauna L Bowling 5 years ago from Central Florida

      Hop to it, Martin! Wifey calls....

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      Eiddwen 5 years ago from Wales

      Another gem to make me chuckle.

      Keep them coming my friend.


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      Anthony Binks 5 years ago from Northern Ireland

      Very funny, we know who the boss is...

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      LOL I wonder if my husband feels that

      great limerick


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      picklesandrufus 5 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      ...a smart man, indeed!! ha ha

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois


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      breakfastpop 5 years ago

      I just choked on my breakfast!Up and funny....

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      lol Sounds like he's married to a drill sergeant.

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      Shelley Watson 5 years ago

      Thank you for the giggle - ha ha great stuff. Up, funny and interesting.

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      travmaj 5 years ago from australia

      Fast enough you reckon? I doubt it!

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      Sunnie Day 5 years ago Forest run! :)

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      QudsiaP1 5 years ago

      Hahahah omg mhatter99, this was crazy funny. :)

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      chanroth 5 years ago from California, USA

      haha. love this!

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      Karen Silverman 5 years ago

      smart man...haha..

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      Robin Grosswirth 5 years ago from New York

      Run for your life.

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      Patricia Scott 5 years ago from sunny Florida

      Some people do learn... come as fast as you can, the first time called...I needed a smile this evening....I knew I would find it here.

      Happy twelfth day of our new year.

      Sending you some Angels :) ps

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      I love this!

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      Shining Irish Eyes 5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Get those running shoes on! Thanks for giving me a great source of laughter!

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      wetnosedogs 5 years ago from Alabama

      Funny stuff.

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      epigramman 5 years ago

      If she looked like that - I would let her order me around - lol - but then again I am submissive when it comes to beautiful women - you are still and by far away the funniest man at the Hub and as Mr. Buc says - the wisest , too!

      And thank you for supporting my humble little hubpage - coming from someone as special and talented as you really means a lot.

      lake erie time 1:26am

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Wise man! Thanks for the laugh to end my day with....:)