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Wife Seeing Someone New Can Be Hair-raising (limerick)

Updated on May 25, 2013

When wife said she saw someone new

I wondered just what would I do

For I felt in gut

How problems would jut

For her stylist cut my hair too


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      Suzette Walker 4 years ago from Taos, NM

      LOL - too funny!

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Not only does the stylist hear the scuttlebutt, he or she can have the final word...on you.

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      sweethearts2 4 years ago from Northwest Indiana

      You're about to be clipped-

      There is humor in truth - very funny

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Having affairs with stylists can be dangerous.

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 4 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Oh, dear! And I was planning on visiting the hairdresser tomorrow.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      That stylist is dangerous, please hear what I said.

      Do not let him touch one single hair on your head.

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      vespawoolf 4 years ago from Peru, South America

      Yes, stylists know more than we do! Ha! Another one great for a laugh. : )

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Oh, boy. I don't let anyone touch my hair but my hair stylist. She also happens to be my neighbor, so I don't have to worry about her leaving my favorite salon.

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      Randi Benlulu 4 years ago from Mesa, AZ

      Fun and funny! Thank you, Martin!

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      Always be weary of a man with scissors in his hand!! Ha, ha

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      Sunny River 4 years ago from A Place Without A Name which resides somewhere between Fantasy and Belief, just north of Reality

      That's hilarious! Thanks for the laugh. :)

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      Time to seek a new stylist at a different place!

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      travmaj 4 years ago from australia

      I think the stylist and your wife just might be - how can I say this - planning!

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      Cat 4 years ago from New York

      Gee Martin, you might want to get a refund; it looks like she took more than a little off the top?


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      Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

      LOL, yes, stylist know all the secrets. :)