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Wife Takes Clothes Off (limerick)

Updated on January 30, 2015

I thought I was in heaven’s throws

When I saw my wife take off clothes

With my credit shot

In store thought I got

Thank God she is not buying those


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      Wayne Barrett 4 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      Okay, Honey...we're off to Victoria's Secret! : )

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      LOL...and when's the payment on that card due?


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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 4 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Thanks for today's laugh.

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      breakfastpop 4 years ago

      There's always tomorrow!

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Funny, she might return to the store, you'll have to keep a sharp eye.Hee.

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      It's a good thing you went shopping with her or she just may have bought those clothes!

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      Can always count on you for my daily laugh!

      Happy Easter, Martin!


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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      Happy Easter

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Don't laugh too soon, Martin, that wife is not buying those,

      Right down the mall are four more stores that sell clothes.

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Life's little pleasures?

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      LaThing 4 years ago from From a World Within, USA

      LOL, LOL...... Great laugh early in the morning! Thanks, MH..... Voting up and awesome :)